In an effort to capitalize on the growing number of Americans who are worried about the safety of their money in banks, My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell has announced the launch of his latest product: “My Mattress.”
According to Lindell, My Mattress is specifically designed for people who no longer trust the banking system and want to keep their money close at hand. The mattress features built-in pockets and compartments where customers can stash their cash, gold bars, and other valuables.
“Are you sick and tired of putting your hard-earned money in a bank, only to worry about whether it’s safe or not?” asks Lindell in his infomercial for My Mattress. “Well, worry no more, because with My Mattress, your money is right there with you, all night long!”
Lindell goes on to explain that the mattress is made from a special blend of memory foam and Kevlar, ensuring that it’s both comfortable to sleep on and virtually indestructible.
“Whether you’re worried about a bank run, a financial collapse, or just some sneaky banker trying to steal your money, My Mattress has got you covered,” says Lindell.
The infomercial features testimonials from satisfied customers who rave about the convenience and security of My Mattress. One woman even claims that she sleeps better at night knowing that her life savings are tucked away in her mattress.
As for the price, Lindell says that My Mattress is surprisingly affordable. “For just three easy payments of $999.99, you can sleep soundly knowing that your money is right there with you,” he says.
Lindell ends the infomercial with a catchy slogan: “When it comes to your money, don’t trust the banks – trust My Mattress!”
