Because sometimes shouting into the void isn’t enough.
Have a hot tip, a cold take, or just need to tell us we’re what’s wrong with America?
You’ve come to the right form.
Whether you’re a whistleblower, keyboard warrior, concerned citizen, or bored intern with Wi-Fi access, we’d love to pretend we read your message.
Reach out if:
- You spotted a politician doing something accidentally honest
- Your HOA declared martial law
- You have a story that smells like truth but tastes like nonsense
- You’d like to advertise on the only site brave enough to publish your uncle’s conspiracy theory in 4K
Ways to get in touch:
📢 Carrier Pigeon: Currently grounded
🧠 Telepathy: Still in beta
Important Note:
All complaints are printed out and used to line the editorial intern’s crate.
Go ahead, say something. We might even write back.
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