Contact Us

Because sometimes shouting into the void isn’t enough.

Have a hot tip, a cold take, or just need to tell us we’re what’s wrong with America?

You’ve come to the right form.

Whether you’re a whistleblower, keyboard warrior, concerned citizen, or bored intern with Wi-Fi access, we’d love to pretend we read your message.

Reach out if:

  • You spotted a politician doing something accidentally honest
  • Your HOA declared martial law
  • You have a story that smells like truth but tastes like nonsense
  • You’d like to advertise on the only site brave enough to publish your uncle’s conspiracy theory in 4K

Ways to get in touch:

📢 Carrier Pigeon: Currently grounded

🧠 Telepathy: Still in beta

Important Note:

All complaints are printed out and used to line the editorial intern’s crate.

Go ahead, say something. We might even write back.

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