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Hawk Tuah Girl Sells Her First $600 Jar of Spit, Plans To Take Hollywood by Storm!

Last updated: July 2, 2024 12:29 AM CT

Hailey “Hawk Tuah Girl” Welch has taken her viral fame to new and utterly bizarre heights. After her unforgettable appearance at a Zach Bryan concert and an insightful (and slightly unhinged) interview on Brianna LaPaglia’s “Plan Bri” podcast, Welch is now being propositioned with some truly wild requests.

Case in point: some entrepreneurial soul offered a cool $600 for Welch to spit in a jar. Yes, you read that right. “The guy that sells my hats got the offer,” Welch laughed. “I was like, ‘Should I do it?’ But then I thought, ‘Nah, don’t do that.'”

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This unique business proposition comes on the heels of Welch’s meteoric rise to fame after she coined the iconic phrase, “You gotta give ’em that ‘hawk tuah’ and spit on that thang!” during a spontaneous on-the-street interview. The video exploded in popularity, leading Welch to quit her job at a “spring factory” and pursue the glamorous life of a viral internet sensation.

With plans to relocate to Los Angeles or New York, Welch is determined to ensure she isn’t pigeonholed as just the “Hawk Tuah Girl.” “I think we’re gonna do like a show, then we’re just gonna be on a bunch of podcasts, and everything else in between… There’s more to come, don’t worry,” Welch promised, leaving her newfound fans both excited and slightly terrified.

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For those worried about her next move, fear not! Welch’s parents are fully supportive, finding the whole situation “so funny.” Her dad, despite rumors, is not a preacher—something Welch finds “crazy.”

Stay tuned, America. If Welch’s next moves are anything like her previous antics, we’re in for a wild ride. Who knows, maybe next she’ll be auctioning off custom Hawk Tuah collectibles!

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