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Italian Plumbers Try to Flush Super Mario Bros Movie Down the Drain
Italian plumbers around the world have banded together to cancel the iconic Super Mario Brothers movie. The reason? According to the plumbers, the movie is a grossly inaccurate portrayal of their profession and…
Gone in ’60 Minutes’, Rebranding as ’60 Seconds’ to Attract Younger Viewers
In a bold move to appeal to younger generations with a shorter attention span, the popular newsmagazine "60 Minutes" is set to be rebranded as "60 Seconds". The new format will condense the…
Recently Released from Prison, Andrew Tate “Fans” Eager for Him to Berate Them Again for only $49.99 a Month
Controversial internet personality Andrew Tate has been released from prison and placed on house arrest. The news has been met with an outpouring of support from hundreds of teenage boys and young men…
Russia is Sending Fast Food to Ukraine in Hopes of Making them Fat and Lazy in Latest War Efforts
MOSOW - Russia has announced that it has transferred all of their fast food supplies of American-based restaurants from its country to Ukraine. The move was made in an apparent bid to make…
South Korea to Pay Nick Cannon to Help Increase Birth Rates in Country
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - In a desperate attempt to address the plummeting birth rates in the country, the South Korean government has turned to a rather unconventional solution: paying Nick Cannon to impregnate…
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