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Trump Ends His Own Tariffs, Declares Victory
Trump rolls back tariffs he added, triggering MAGA celebration over the brilliant move of reversing the thing he did last week.
White Smoke Signals New Pope, Vatican Later Clarifies It Was Just the Epstein Client List Being Incinerated
Vatican confirms the white smoke seen over the Sistine Chapel wasn’t for a new pope, but rather the incineration of the Epstein client list. Divine timing or strategic smokescreen?
Elon Musk Offers to Father the Future: Win a Chance to Be Impregnated by the Billionaire—In Space
Because when it comes to saving humanity, Musk says it's time to shoot for the stars... literally.
New Study Finds 99% of Social Media Arguments Would Solve World Peace If Only Conducted in Person
Groundbreaking research shows that the path to world peace may simply involve stepping away from the keyboard.
Lebanon’s Health Ministry Reports Over 100 Wounded by Exploding Devices in Alleged “Jewish Space Laser” Attack
Lebanon’s health ministry has confirmed one fatality and over 100 injuries after several electronic devices exploded in a second wave of mysterious attacks. This incident follows a string of similar events that left…
Haitian Migrants Accused of Eating Pets in Springfield
In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
Putin Endorses Kamala Harris, Pinky Swears He’s Not Lying About It
Russian President Vladimir Putin has publicly endorsed U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 election. But that’s not the strangest part—Putin claims he’s serious and even “pinky swears” he’s telling the truth.…
Lara Trump Releases Singing Video; Kim Jong Un Thanks His Trump Friends for New Torture Mixtape
Lara Trump’s latest foray into the world of music has taken an unexpected international turn. The wife of Eric Trump recently released a video of herself performing some songs. While she may have…
Andrew Tate Launches “Tate’s Prison Workout Routine”, Available for $299 or Prison Currency
In the dimly lit confines of a cell where time moves slower than a snail's shadow, Andrew Tate, the self-proclaimed "Top G," has devised a workout routine that's as controversial as it is...…
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