Polling Industry Shocked to Discover Most Polls are Just Really Bad at Polling
A recent poll has found that most polls are actually inaccurate and only exist to provide a biased narrative to the person or…
Royal Blunder: King Charles Forgets to Turn off Stove Before Coronation
London, UK – King Charles and Queen Camilla were seen sitting awkwardly in the Diamond Jubilee State Coach on Saturday morning, waiting for…
Putin Outraged as Ukraine Violates Drone No-Fly Zone Ignoring Their Own Invasion of Ukraine
Russian President Vladimir Putin has expressed outrage over Ukraine’s alleged violation of a no drone zone. According to reports, two Ukrainian drones were…
Elon Musk’s Insane Plot to Conquer Mars and Rule the Galaxy with an Electric Fist
Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has been known for his ambitious projects, but his latest plan is causing controversy and raising eyebrows. According to…
Putin Hires Tucker Carlson for Expertise in Spreading Fake News
Moscow (Russia) – In a not so surprising move, the Russian State Television has announced that Tucker Carlson, a former host at a…
Chickens Clucking and Complaining About New Mask and Social Distancing Guidelines
BREAKING – To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA)…
Paws for Alarm: President Biden’s Dog Revealed as Russian Spy
Washington D.C. – After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it turns out that President Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander…
Italian Plumbers Try to Flush Super Mario Bros Movie Down the Drain
Italian plumbers around the world have banded together to cancel the iconic Super Mario Brothers movie. The reason? According to the plumbers, the…
Gone in ’60 Minutes’, Rebranding as ’60 Seconds’ to Attract Younger Viewers
In a bold move to appeal to younger generations with a shorter attention span, the popular newsmagazine “60 Minutes” is set to be…
Recently Released from Prison, Andrew Tate “Fans” Eager for Him to Berate Them Again for only $49.99 a Month
Controversial internet personality Andrew Tate has been released from prison and placed on house arrest. The news has been met with an outpouring…
