Lara Trump Releases Singing Video; Kim Jong Un Thanks His Trump Friends for New Torture Mixtape
Lara Trump’s latest foray into the world of music has taken an unexpected international turn. The wife of Eric Trump recently released a…
Andrew Tate Launches “Tate’s Prison Workout Routine”, Available for $299 or Prison Currency
In the dimly lit confines of a cell where time moves slower than a snail’s shadow, Andrew Tate, the self-proclaimed “Top G,” has…
UK Police Threatens to Extradite and Imprison American Citizens—Targets Trump for Online Name-Calling
Met Police Commissioner Mark Rowley has made waves by threatening to extradite and imprison American citizens for their online posts. And in an…
Clarence Thomas’s Supreme Yacht Escape: From Bench to Bow
WASHINGTON—In a revelation that has left the nation scratching its collective head, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly embarked on an all-expenses-paid yacht…
Kim Jong Un Offers Trump ‘Supreme Leader’ Tips from Grandpa Kim Il Sung
Kim Jong Un’s Surprising Call to Trump North Korean leader Kim Jong Un recently reached out to his “good friend” Donald Trump with…
Loch Ness Monster Exposed as Clever Marketing Ploy to Boost Scottish Tourism
An investigative team from the “TruthQuest Exposé” has stumbled upon a revelation that will rock the world of cryptozoology. The legendary Loch Ness…
Trudeau’s Revolutionary Plan: Lab-Grown Canadian Soldiers to Battle Global Warming
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has unveiled his latest plan to combat global warming. In a press conference held yesterday, he proposed the…
Study Reveals 99% of People Believe the Earth is Flat, But Only When Asked on Social Media
A groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Social Media Truths (ISMT) has revealed that a staggering 99% of people firmly believe that…
Kari Lake Plans Move to Russia for “Fair Election” Hopes
Phoenix, Arizona – Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia, citing the country’s “fair election” system as the…
Today is National Use Your Indoor Voice Day, World Record Set for Loudest Whisper
Today marks the first-ever celebration of “National Use Your Indoor Voice Day,” an occasion dedicated to embracing the long-lost art of speaking at…
