Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offers to mediate peace talks between President Trump and Elon Musk, hoping juice boxes and playground rules can keep both in check for more than ten minutes.
Donald Trump gave Vladimir Putin two weeks to take action on Ukraine, then invited him to the White House for a diplomatic lunch called “T.A.C.O. Tuesday,” claiming tacos could resolve foreign tensions.
A Russian immigrant thought he was escaping tyranny, until his Florida HOA told him his garden gnome violated height restrictions.
Trump accused South Africa of white genocide using a Congo war photo, proving once again that foreign policy is now just a tab in his browser.
North Korea’s newest warship launches early, immediately self-destructs, and achieves tactical embarrassment.
Robert Kiyosaki has declared the end of the economy again, this time because the Fed bought bonds and didn’t invite him. Gold, silver, and Bitcoin are apparently our only salvation. Again.
Trump warned Walmart not to blame his tariffs for price hikes, insisting the company should absorb the cost. “Inflation is a choice,” he added confidently.
Trump says your kid doesn’t need more than two dolls as he climbs aboard a $400M luxury jet gifted from Qatar. He calls it patriotic math.
Bernie Sanders criticizes Trump’s Qatari jet as a symbol of excess, then hitches a ride to avoid the pain of flying commercial.
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