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Trump Drops Bombs, Then Announces “Now Is The Time For Peace” Like A Toddler With A Band‑Aid
Trump dropped bombs on Iran’s nuclear sites, then took to Truth Social to tell everyone “NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE.” The U.S. just conquered nuance—with ordinance.
Tulsi Gabbard Reverses Stance on Iran Nukes After Trump Criticism, Cites “Fresh Intelligence”
After previously saying Iran wasn’t building nuclear weapons, Tulsi Gabbard now says they could be just weeks away. What changed? Apparently Trump’s opinion, and maybe the moon cycle.
Taco Trump Strikes Again, But This Time on a Thursday and If the US Should Bomb Iran or Not
President Trump signals possible military action but delays final decision until after a few rallies, some tacos, and a weekend of golf diplomacy with Kid Rock.
Barron Trump Exempt from WWIII Due to Family History of Bone Spurs
Amid rising conflict, President Trump announces Barron Trump is medically exempt from serving in World War III due to an inherited bone spur. X-rays were redacted for national security.
Tucker Carlson Says Cruz Doesn’t Know Iran — Cruz Says That’s Not in His Show Notes
Tucker Carlson roasted Sen. Ted Cruz for not knowing Iran’s population or demographics during an interview. Cruz called the questions “cute,” which is senator-speak for “please stop making me look this dumb.”
Putin Urges Israel to Use Diplomacy With Iran, Just Like He Used With Ukraine
Russia’s Putin told Israel to use diplomacy with Iran instead of missiles — just like how he diplomatically negotiated with Ukraine using tanks and denial.
Tucker Carlson Exposes Fox as Senior Propaganda Network — Because Putin Told Him So
Tucker Carlson calls Fox News a propaganda outlet targeting the elderly — but insists he learned that from Putin on a shirtless horse ride, not years behind their prime-time desk.
10 Parades That Outshined Trump’s Birthday Flex
Trump turned 78 with a military parade meant to flex global strength. Instead, it looked like a budget cosplay of 10 authoritarian spectacles that did it better.
Zelenskyy Offers to Negotiate Peace Deal Between Trump and Musk
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offers to mediate peace talks between President Trump and Elon Musk, hoping juice boxes and playground rules can keep both in check for more than ten minutes.
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