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Taco Trump Strikes Again, But This Time on a Thursday and If the US Should Bomb Iran or Not
President Trump signals possible military action but delays final decision until after a few rallies, some tacos, and a weekend of golf diplomacy with Kid Rock.
Barron Trump Exempt from WWIII Due to Family History of Bone Spurs
Amid rising conflict, President Trump announces Barron Trump is medically exempt from serving in World War III due to an inherited bone spur. X-rays were redacted for national security.
Tucker Carlson Says Cruz Doesn’t Know Iran — Cruz Says That’s Not in His Show Notes
Tucker Carlson roasted Sen. Ted Cruz for not knowing Iran’s population or demographics during an interview. Cruz called the questions “cute,” which is senator-speak for “please stop making me look this dumb.”
Putin Urges Israel to Use Diplomacy With Iran, Just Like He Used With Ukraine
Russia’s Putin told Israel to use diplomacy with Iran instead of missiles — just like how he diplomatically negotiated with Ukraine using tanks and denial.
Tucker Carlson Exposes Fox as Senior Propaganda Network — Because Putin Told Him So
Tucker Carlson calls Fox News a propaganda outlet targeting the elderly — but insists he learned that from Putin on a shirtless horse ride, not years behind their prime-time desk.
10 Parades That Outshined Trump’s Birthday Flex
Trump turned 78 with a military parade meant to flex global strength. Instead, it looked like a budget cosplay of 10 authoritarian spectacles that did it better.
Zelenskyy Offers to Negotiate Peace Deal Between Trump and Musk
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offers to mediate peace talks between President Trump and Elon Musk, hoping juice boxes and playground rules can keep both in check for more than ten minutes.
Trump Gives Putin Ultimatum on Ukraine, Then Invites Him to White House for T.A.C.O. Tuesday
Donald Trump gave Vladimir Putin two weeks to take action on Ukraine, then invited him to the White House for a diplomatic lunch called “T.A.C.O. Tuesday,” claiming tacos could resolve foreign tensions.
Former Russian Escapes Authoritarian Regime, Joins HOA in Florida and Immediately Regrets It
A Russian immigrant thought he was escaping tyranny, until his Florida HOA told him his garden gnome violated height restrictions.
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