In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
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BREAKING – To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) have announced that all chickens must now wear masks and…
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Washington D.C. – After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it turns out that President Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander has been identified as the source of a recent data…
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Italian plumbers around the world have banded together to cancel the iconic Super Mario Brothers movie. The reason? According to the plumbers, the movie is a grossly inaccurate portrayal of their profession and…
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In a bold move to appeal to younger generations with a shorter attention span, the popular newsmagazine “60 Minutes” is set to be rebranded as “60 Seconds”. The new format will condense the…
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Controversial internet personality Andrew Tate has been released from prison and placed on house arrest. The news has been met with an outpouring of support from hundreds of teenage boys and young men…
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MOSOW – Russia has announced that it has transferred all of their fast food supplies of American-based restaurants from its country to Ukraine. The move was made in an apparent bid to make…
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SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – In a desperate attempt to address the plummeting birth rates in the country, the South Korean government has turned to a rather unconventional solution: paying Nick Cannon to impregnate…
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