In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
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Phoenix, Arizona – Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia, citing the country’s “fair election” system as the primary reason for her move after losing her 2022 bid…
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Today marks the first-ever celebration of “National Use Your Indoor Voice Day,” an occasion dedicated to embracing the long-lost art of speaking at a moderate volume. The event, which has taken the world…
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A recent poll has found that most polls are actually inaccurate and only exist to provide a biased narrative to the person or organization’s talking points. The poll, conducted by the Institute of…
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London, UK – King Charles and Queen Camilla were seen sitting awkwardly in the Diamond Jubilee State Coach on Saturday morning, waiting for the all-clear to enter for their historic ceremony at London’s…
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Russian President Vladimir Putin has expressed outrage over Ukraine’s alleged violation of a no drone zone. According to reports, two Ukrainian drones were spotted flying over a restricted area, prompting Putin to issue…
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Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has been known for his ambitious projects, but his latest plan is causing controversy and raising eyebrows. According to sources close to Musk, he’s planning to selfishly colonize Mars…
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Moscow (Russia) – In a not so surprising move, the Russian State Television has announced that Tucker Carlson, a former host at a lesser-known news network, has been invited by Vladimir Putin to…
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BREAKING – To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) have announced that all chickens must now wear masks and…
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Washington D.C. – After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it turns out that President Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander has been identified as the source of a recent data…
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Italian plumbers around the world have banded together to cancel the iconic Super Mario Brothers movie. The reason? According to the plumbers, the movie is a grossly inaccurate portrayal of their profession and…
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