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After Putin Summit, Trump Invites Zelenskyy to D.C. for “Peace Meeting” — Zelenskyy Responds: “Sure, But Make It Maui.”
After Alaska talks with Putin, Trump moves on to “step two” and immediately hits a Hawaiian roadblock.
Trump Orders Stealth Bomber to “Turn Off the Stealth” So Putin Can Appreciate How Cool It Looks
Alaska summit begins with bomber flyover and polite Russian nod
Putin Expected to Let Trump ‘Win’ First Round of Moose Racing to Boost Morale
Leaders chase a feel-good photo finish while real talks wait at the gate.
Brigitte Macron Sues Candace Owens, Candace Responds: ‘Wouldn’t Be the First Frenchman in Drag to Slap Me’
After Brigitte Macron sued Candace Owens for defamation, Owens clapped back with constitutional rage and couture insults.
Pay Up or Stay Forever: Trump Strikes ‘Freedom Tariff’ Deal with China
China unveils Staycation Plus™, offering detained Americans continental breakfast, soft pillows, and an optional exit tariff. Trump calls it a “great trade.”
Trump Offers Missiles to Ukraine, Says “Sometimes You Gotta Gaslight Both Sides”
Trump announces Patriot missile deal for Ukraine, confusing everyone including himself. “It’s called tough love — and arms dealing,” he says.
Trump Administration to Burn Emergency Rations, Cites Risk of ‘Feeding Future Terrorists With Good American Biscuits’
Trump orders the destruction of 500 tons of emergency food. USAID is gone, replaced by a biscuit bonfire and a new food czar named Brad who once managed a Taco Bell.
Trump Threatens Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship: ‘She Is a Threat to Humanity’
President Trump says Rosie O'Donnell may lose her citizenship for “colluding with hurricanes,” suggesting a trade to Ireland in exchange for Guinness and a snack cake.
Trump Negotiates Historic New Trade Deal Where America Taxes Itself Three Times Harder Than China Does. Art of the Deal, Baby.
Trump’s latest trade agreement triples tariffs on U.S. consumers while letting China off the hook, an economic strategy now known as “patriotic masochism.”
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