Hormuz Closed for ‘Spiritual Renovations,’ Say Iranian Clerics
Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz, claiming it needs a “spiritual renovation.” Clerics say too much Western oil has disrupted the waterway’s…
Iran’s Nuke Scientists Swap Uranium for Espresso After Trump’s Airstrikes
After Trump’s airstrikes, Iran’s nuclear scientists ditch uranium for espresso, launching Fission Brew, a chain of artisanal coffee shops so good they’re brokering…
Man Becomes Millionaire Selling American Flags to Protesters Who Immediately Burn Them
Fakhir Al-Nashif turned protest demand into flaming profit by selling high-quality American flags—exclusively to those eager to burn them.…
Trump Drops Bombs, Then Announces “Now Is The Time For Peace” Like A Toddler With A Band‑Aid
Trump dropped bombs on Iran’s nuclear sites, then took to Truth Social to tell everyone “NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE.” The U.S.…
Tulsi Gabbard Reverses Stance on Iran Nukes After Trump Criticism, Cites “Fresh Intelligence”
After previously saying Iran wasn’t building nuclear weapons, Tulsi Gabbard now says they could be just weeks away. What changed? Apparently Trump’s opinion,…
Taco Trump Strikes Again, But This Time on a Thursday and If the US Should Bomb Iran or Not
President Trump signals possible military action but delays final decision until after a few rallies, some tacos, and a weekend of golf diplomacy…
Barron Trump Exempt from WWIII Due to Family History of Bone Spurs
Amid rising conflict, President Trump announces Barron Trump is medically exempt from serving in World War III due to an inherited bone spur.…
Tucker Carlson Says Cruz Doesn’t Know Iran — Cruz Says That’s Not in His Show Notes
Tucker Carlson roasted Sen. Ted Cruz for not knowing Iran’s population or demographics during an interview. Cruz called the questions “cute,” which is…
Putin Urges Israel to Use Diplomacy With Iran, Just Like He Used With Ukraine
Russia’s Putin told Israel to use diplomacy with Iran instead of missiles — just like how he diplomatically negotiated with Ukraine using tanks…
Tucker Carlson Exposes Fox as Senior Propaganda Network — Because Putin Told Him So
Tucker Carlson calls Fox News a propaganda outlet targeting the elderly — but insists he learned that from Putin on a shirtless horse…
