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Pile of emergency food rations awaiting destruction under Trump administration order
Donald Trump

Trump Administration to Burn Emergency Rations, Cites Risk of ‘Feeding Future Terrorists With Good American Biscuits’

Trump orders the destruction of 500 tons of emergency food. USAID is gone, replaced by a biscuit bonfire and a new food czar named Brad who once managed a Taco Bell.

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citizenship

Trump Threatens Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship: ‘She Is a Threat to Humanity’

President Trump says Rosie O'Donnell may lose her citizenship for “colluding with hurricanes,” suggesting a trade to Ireland in exchange for Guinness and a snack cake.

4 Min Read
Massive China Shipping Line cargo ship entering U.S. port with hundreds of containers stacked on board
China trade

Trump Negotiates Historic New Trade Deal Where America Taxes Itself Three Times Harder Than China Does. Art of the Deal, Baby.

Trump’s latest trade agreement triples tariffs on U.S. consumers while letting China off the hook, an economic strategy now known as “patriotic masochism.”

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Donald Trump speaking at NATO summit after threatening Iran
Donald Trump

Iran’s Nuclear Scientists File Restraining Order Against Donald Trump’s Ego

Trump says he’ll strike Iran again if it rebuilds its nuclear program. Iran’s scientists respond with a legal motion to keep his ego out of their airspace.

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U.S. Customs Denies Entry to Tourist for Possessing Unlicensed Satire of JD Vance

A Norwegian tourist says he was deported for a meme mocking JD Vance. Homeland Security denies it, but the image is still too weird for national security comfort.

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Ceasefire

Trump Declares Ceasefire Between Israel and Iran, Blames Biden Just in Case

Trump announced a ceasefire between Israel and Iran on Truth Social, then immediately blamed Biden in case it fails. Neither country confirmed the deal exists.

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B2 Bomber

MAGA Turns on Trump After Discovering B2 Pilot Had Ovaries

MAGA nation’s enthusiasm for Trump’s Iran strike vanished when they learned the B2 pilot wasn’t a man, causing mass confusion and accusations of “wokeness.”

5 Min Read
Speedboat patrols Strait of Hormuz during Iranian marine display
Donald Trump

Hormuz Closed for ‘Spiritual Renovations,’ Say Iranian Clerics

Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz, claiming it needs a “spiritual renovation.” Clerics say too much Western oil has disrupted the waterway’s energy. Global markets brace for an oil shortage and a…

6 Min Read
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artisanal coffee

Iran’s Nuke Scientists Swap Uranium for Espresso After Trump’s Airstrikes

After Trump’s airstrikes, Iran’s nuclear scientists ditch uranium for espresso, launching Fission Brew, a chain of artisanal coffee shops so good they’re brokering world peace one latte at a time.

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