China unveils Staycation Plus™, offering detained Americans continental breakfast, soft pillows, and an optional exit tariff. Trump calls it a “great trade.”…
President Trump says Rosie O'Donnell may lose her citizenship for “colluding with hurricanes,” suggesting a trade to Ireland in exchange for Guinness and…
Trump’s latest trade agreement triples tariffs on U.S. consumers while letting China off the hook, an economic strategy now known as “patriotic masochism.”…