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Global Shoppers Punish U.S. Over Trump Tariffs, Finally Try Jeans That Fit
Levi’s, Coke, and McDonald’s are watching foreign customers abandon them in droves. Trump calls it winning, but the rest of the world calls it “finally upgrading.”
Sources Confirm Xi, Putin, Kim Were Actually Discussing Which Trump Golf Course Has Best Buffet
Donald Trump accused Xi, Putin, and Kim of conspiring against America during a Beijing parade. Sources say they were simply debating which Trump golf course buffet had the best crab legs.
Trump Says U.S. Skipped Summit Because ‘We Already Have Costco, Much Bigger Than SCO’
Trump dismisses Xi’s biggest diplomatic event as “Costco without muffins” while world leaders eat stale canapés.
Russia Bombs US-Owned Factory in Ukraine, Trump Calls It “Strong Negotiating Energy”
Days after shaking hands in Alaska, Putin sent missiles at an American-owned factory in Ukraine. Trump called it “leverage,” proving peace talks may now include heavy bombing.
Trump Praises Zelensky’s “Very Classy Black Suit,” Says War Could Have Ended Months Ago “If He Dressed Like This Sooner”
Trump says Ukraine war could end with better fashion choices as Zelensky rolls his eyes in the Oval Office.
Melania Praised for Not Plagiarizing Michelle Obama, Even Though the Letter Still Sounds Like a Beauty Pageant Answer
Experts stunned after First Lady writes something without "borrowing" from Michelle Obama
After Putin Summit, Trump Invites Zelenskyy to D.C. for “Peace Meeting” — Zelenskyy Responds: “Sure, But Make It Maui.”
After Alaska talks with Putin, Trump moves on to “step two” and immediately hits a Hawaiian roadblock.
Trump Orders Stealth Bomber to “Turn Off the Stealth” So Putin Can Appreciate How Cool It Looks
Alaska summit begins with bomber flyover and polite Russian nod
Putin Expected to Let Trump ‘Win’ First Round of Moose Racing to Boost Morale
Leaders chase a feel-good photo finish while real talks wait at the gate.
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