In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
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Representative Lauren Boebert has proposed a new solution to the ongoing debate about raising the debt limit in Congress and the White House. During a press conference, Boebert proudly announced that the United…
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Former First Lady Melania Trump has announced her full-throated endorsement of her husband, former President Donald Trump’s 3rd presidential run in 2024. According to sources close to the former First Lady, her decision…
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Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has publicly pleaded with billionaire philanthropist George Soros to use his supposed “space laser” to protect the southern border of the United States from invasion. Greene, a known…
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A recent poll has found that most polls are actually inaccurate and only exist to provide a biased narrative to the person or organization’s talking points. The poll, conducted by the Institute of…
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At a Florida wine festival over the weekend, a 41-year-old woman named Selena Chambers was arrested for allegedly throwing a glass of wine at Florida Republican Representative Matt Gaetz. Chambers was charged with…
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Anheuser Busch, the company that brews Bud Light, announced today that it will be launching a new beer called “Bruh Light,” aimed at the young male demographic. The announcement comes on the heels…
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A cardboard cutout of former President Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit against Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene for inappropriate behavior and touching during a speech a couple of years ago. According to sources,…
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The fly that made headlines for landing on Mike Pence’s head during the 2020 vice-presidential debate has reportedly testified before a federal grand jury as part of the ongoing investigation into the January…
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President Joe Biden was recently caught with crib notes while taking questions from reporters. It turns out, President Biden’s crib note usage goes all the way back to his college days. Several former…
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At a recent press conference, DeSantis was asked about the ongoing legal battle between his administration and Walt Disney Co. Rather than addressing the substance of the lawsuit, DeSantis responded with a classic…
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