Steve Bannon Offers Play-by-Play as West Wing Goes Full Jerry Springer
Elon Musk and Bessent turned the West Wing into a contact sport, with Steve Bannon on live commentary and Trump debating the installation…
Gas Station Civil War: Palmer Lake Divided Over Buc-ee’s, Mayor Becomes First Casualty
Palmer Lake, Colorado is torn apart by an all-out “Gas Station Civil War” over the arrival of a Buc-ee’s megastore, forcing the mayor…
National Donut Day Unites America for 12 Minutes Before RFK Jr. Demands Donuts Be Labeled as “Experimental Pastries”
National Donut Day delivers joy, chaos, and at least one official warning from Secretary of Health and Human Services RFK Jr., who suggests…
America Faces Popcorn Shortage as Trump-Musk Feud Gets Salty
Movie nights and state fairs go off the rails as the Trump–Musk feud sparks an unprecedented popcorn shortage, leaving Americans to improvise with…
Trump and Musk’s Explosive Breakup Hits X-Rated Levels: Epstein Files, EV Mandates, and Exile
Trump and Musk have gone from allies to enemies in record time, with threats, secrets, and wild accusations filling everyone’s feed. Congress is…
Let Them Eat Receipts: Chicago’s Mayor Unveils New Grocery Tax “for the Greater Good”
Chicago proposes a 1% grocery tax to fight a billion-dollar deficit, assuring residents it’s not a new tax—just a “process” that means paying…
After Trump Budget, NASA Scientists Forced to Model Climate Change on Etch A Sketch
NASA’s legendary climate lab, GISS, is being “streamlined” into a virtual institute as part of Trump’s new budget, leaving top scientists out in…
Senate Offers Musk a Crayon and Stickers to Calm Him Down
Senators offer Elon Musk a craft table and sticker chart after he calls on Congress to “KILL THE BILL,” reminding him budget proposals…
Biden Autopen Faces Congress: Will It Get a Pension or a Perjury Charge?
Congress is investigating whether Joe Biden’s autopen deserves a presidential pension, a prime spot at the Smithsonian, or a day in court. Trump…
Karine Jean-Pierre’s Book Deal Sparks Rumors of Steamy Relationship with Peter Doocy
Karine Jean-Pierre’s new book may not move D.C., but her rumored romance with Fox’s Peter Doocy sure will. The White House briefing room…
