In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
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In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team of high-powered lawyers and replaced them with a surprise candidate for the top spot: Tom “My Shirt is…
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Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have reportedly hatched a daring plan to enhance their fundraising efforts by following in the footsteps of former President…
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In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the stage today to tout his ongoing legal battles, proudly proclaiming two indictments as mere warm-up acts for what…
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the United States Congress has been completely replaced with artificial intelligence (AI) systems, marking a new era of “robocracy” in American politics. The decision, hailed as a technological breakthrough by some and decried…
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The latest job figures released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics have caused widespread panic among economists and policymakers. Despite the seemingly positive news of adding 339,000 jobs in May, experts warn that…
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Phoenix, Arizona – Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia, citing the country’s “fair election” system as the primary reason for her move after losing her 2022 bid…
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NASA has announced the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life forms actively seeking Earth citizenship. These otherworldly beings, affectionately referred to as “UFOs” by Earthlings, have allegedly expressed an overwhelming desire to participate in…
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a seemingly ordinary school field trip to the local zoo took an uproarious twist when the resident animals staged a protest demanding equal rights. The incident, which unfolded yesterday at the Pleasantville Zoo,…
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The nation’s leaders have finally reached a deal on the ever-looming debt ceiling crisis. After weeks of intense negotiations, finger-pointing, and head-scratching, the men and women in Washington have found a solution that…
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A Florida man was arrested on Tuesday after he tried to sell his pet alligator on Craigslist. The man, who has not been identified, was reportedly asking $500 for the 5-foot-long alligator, which…
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