ICE’s record-breaking recruitment effort has outpaced supply chains, leading the agency to suggest new hires “just bring a sheet” while promising more gear “eventually.”
The government’s buyout plan created a “do-nothing” dream job — and Gen Z is here for it.
Nancy Mace launches her campaign for South Carolina governor by vowing to ban pronouns, books, and possibly weather patterns
MAGA influencers melted down after a small earthquake hit New Jersey, blaming George Soros, climate lasers, and “woke fault lines.”
Trump denies any role in assembling America’s most delusional criminal dream team after Maxwell, Holmes, and Shah land in the same minimum-security prison.
Trump receives a used Boeing jet from Qatar, insists it’s “totally free” while taxpayers quietly fund $400M in upgrades and missile-powered cup holders.
Secret Service investigates a mysterious package left at the White House bearing a handwritten Mossad return address and a suspicious note signed “Love, Bibi.”
Chuck E. Cheese’s mascot was arrested mid-party in Tallahassee for credit card fraud, giving kids an unforgettable law enforcement birthday moment.
As heatwaves ravage the U.S., the CDC rolls out bold new guidance: “Stop Being Poor.” Meanwhile, a Florida man sues the sun for “intentional emotional combustion.”
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