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Experts Assure Public: Horned Rabbits Won’t Kill You, Just Judge Your Lawn Care
Colorado wildlife says horned rabbits aren’t dangerous, but they may shame your landscaping from across the street.
Trump Asks SCOTUS to Approve “Pattern Recognition” in ICE Raids, Claims It’s Like Birdwatching but With Handcuffs
Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow ICE agents in California to arrest based on clothing, language, or location, calling it “pattern recognition.”
Trump Seizes DC Police, Tells National Guard to ‘Arrest Anyone Who Looks Like They’re Reading the Constitution’
Trump shocks DC by seizing its police force and sending the National Guard after “suspicious” book readers.
White House Unveils ‘Homeless Go Bye-Bye’ Plan, Includes Free Federal-Controlled Camps With Decorative Barbed Wire
Trump’s “Homeless Go Bye-Bye” plan moves D.C.’s homeless to federal camps “FAR” away, complete with decorative barbed wire and power-washed streets.
ICE Runs Out of Uniforms, Tells Recruits to ‘Just Bring a Sheet With Eyeholes’
ICE’s record-breaking recruitment effort has outpaced supply chains, leading the agency to suggest new hires “just bring a sheet” while promising more gear “eventually.”
Deferred Resignation Now Top Career Goal Among Gen Z
The government’s buyout plan created a “do-nothing” dream job — and Gen Z is here for it.
Nancy Mace Promises to Ban Books, Pronouns, and Possibly Hurricanes in Bid for Governor
Nancy Mace launches her campaign for South Carolina governor by vowing to ban pronouns, books, and possibly weather patterns
Was That the Deep State? East Coast Earthquake Sends MAGA Into Full Conspiracy Meltdown
MAGA influencers melted down after a small earthquake hit New Jersey, blaming George Soros, climate lasers, and “woke fault lines.”
Trump Administration Denies Creating All-Female Supervillain Team at Minimum-Security Prison
Trump denies any role in assembling America’s most delusional criminal dream team after Maxwell, Holmes, and Shah land in the same minimum-security prison.
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