In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
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Governor Abbott’s Latest Act: Ignoring Real Issues While Houston residents swelter in the aftermath of Hurricane Beryl, Governor Greg Abbott is busy starring in his own political drama. Millions are left without power,…
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The secret to immortality and building wealth? Just keep running for office! WASHINGTON – In a stunning revelation that has experts stumped, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, at the ripe age of 83, has…
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San Francisco, CA — As iconic fashion outlets, tech stores, and luxury brands continue their exodus from San Francisco’s Union Square, a new retail champion is rising from the ashes—literally. Introducing “Board ‘N…
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Burning Man, the festival that turns the Black Rock Desert into a temporary city of art, techno-music, and dubious hygiene, came to an end last week. Drone footage showed thousands of vehicles painstakingly…
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Staten Island, NY — Staten Island is not just aiming to secede from New York City, but it also plans to become its own independent nation-state. The borough, long known for its unique…
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San Francisco, CA — The once-elusive dream of owning a 4-person tent in the heart of San Francisco has become slightly more attainable as prices have plummeted below the $500,000 mark for the…
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The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild – “Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly.” President Joe Biden, flanked by his team of economic advisors, unveiled the master plan at a press conference held on…
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San Francisco, CA — Move over, baseball and football – there’s a new game in town, and it’s taking San Francisco by storm. Shoplifting has become the city’s latest and greatest Olympic sport,…
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The latest unemployment figures have taken an unexpected nosedive, leaving economists scratching their heads and politicians high-fiving each other. The secret behind this miraculous feat? People taking on not one, not two, but…
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Tech giants Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have decided to settle their differences in an epic arm-wrestling competition, proving once and for all who truly holds the power of Silicon Valley. The battle…
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