In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
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Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson has reached out to Master Splinter and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) to assist in curbing the violence plaguing the city. The announcement has captured the public’s imagination…
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In the land of the free, where liberty and the pursuit of happiness are cornerstones of the American Dream, there exists a paradoxical realm known as the Homeowners Association (HOA). This peculiar institution,…
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Vice President Kamala Harris is reportedly considering former President Jimmy Carter as her running mate after President Joe Biden announced his decision to withdraw from the 2024 race. This surprising move has sparked…
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The Trump campaign has begun consulting with none other than Andrew Tate, the notorious internet personality known for his provocative statements and polarizing presence online. As the 2024 election approaches and the stakes…
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In a statement that has both baffled and amused political observers, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) has accused liberals of racism for referring to former President Donald Trump as “orange man.” The comment, delivered…
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Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is reportedly devastated by President Joe Biden’s decision to withdraw from the 2024 presidential race. While her public statements focus on losing a key political adversary, sources reveal…
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In the wake of President Joe Biden’s announcement to withdraw from the 2024 presidential race and endorse Kamala Harris as his successor, MAGA supporters are crossing their fingers for a specific vice-presidential pick.…
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A federal judge has dismissed the high-profile documents case against former President Donald Trump, ruling that the prosecutor in charge was unlawfully appointed. But the real kicker? The judge cited a recent Supreme…
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WASHINGTON — House Democrats have politely requested that non-citizens refrain from voting in federal elections. This comes on the heels of a Republican-led House passing a contentious bill that mandates proof of citizenship…
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Welcome to Gilead: Trump’s Project 2025 Unveiled Donald Trump and his Republican allies have rolled out Project 2025, a 920-page master plan to reshape America in his image. This dystopian manifesto aims to…
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