Trump’s disappearance wasn’t a health scare — it was a ribbon-cutting ceremony for the new “Trump Youth Jobs Program” on Epstein Island. Officials insist it’s about opportunity, not optics, though the program’s only…
Two firefighters were arrested for immigration violations while the 9,000-acre Bear Gulch Fire kept burning. Officials reassured the public that deportation quotas are being met, even if containment goals are not.
Trump has demanded RICO charges against George and Alex Soros, accusing them of running a “protest cartel” that allegedly controls chants, poster board, and megaphones. Even Sharpie sales are now suspicious.
Trump wants America to take a 10% stake in Cracker Barrel just like Intel. In his words, biscuits are “a matter of national security.” The plan involves rocking chairs, gravy bonds, and a…
Trump has declared war on flag burners, but the First Amendment may burn him back. Legal experts say this could trigger the biggest free speech showdown in decades, while everyday Americans wonder if…
Nancy Mace’s campaign imploded faster than her own tweets. After boosting a hoax shooter story and speaking to more chairs than people, she announced she may be unfit to run against herself.
The CDC says screwworm parasites came from Guatemala, but Trump insists they were “launched off windmills like disgusting bug frisbees.” Experts say no, but the hats are already on sale.
Rangers in Sequoia just wiped out a hidden marijuana farm, seizing thousands of plants and a mountain of “toxic waste.” But critics say the real winner is Big Pharma, which just patented the…
A Wichita man refreshes social media each morning to learn which trivial product or celebrity is allegedly destroying America. Outrage now runs on a strict publishing schedule set by Charlie Kirk, Benny Johnson,…
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