Louisiana’s House passed a bill to ban “chemtrails,” promising to investigate clouds that might look guilty. Scientists say the sky is safe, but…
Trump warns on Truth Social that overturning tariffs will lead to America’s economic doom. Experts say: maybe just chill bro.…
Elon Musk says he’s “NOT taking drugs,” despite black eye, bizarre behavior, and a farewell appearance that looked like an intergalactic exit interview.…
The CDC is urging Americans to stop casually diagnosing each other with TikTok disorders like “Main Character Syndrome,” warning the behavior is contributing…
A new poll reveals that racist white Americans think the country is on track, especially now that drag queens have fewer reading gigs…
As the U.S. stops making pennies, 114 billion of them prepare for retirement in junk drawers and the dark corners of society.…
Trump posted a Memorial Day message so intense it made fireworks seem subtle. God bless the caps lock key.…
Rain has once again delayed the Indy 500, shocking absolutely no one and reinforcing that weather is undefeated in May.…
Memorial Day 2025: A day to reflect, remember, and grill meat until your HOA asks if everything’s okay.…
cientists confirm the Earth is still round. America demands an audit, a drone shot, and someone named Kyle to double-check.…