In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
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The U.S. Supreme Court has recently made a pivotal decision. They’ve blocked the Biden-Harris administration’s proposal to forgive student loans with taxpayer funds. The court argued that these funds are meant for the…
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In an unusual and controversial move, a man has publicly announced that he now identifies as an illegal immigrant. He argues that by doing so, he can enjoy numerous perks that he believes…
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Former President Donald Trump, the entrepreneur with hair as iconic as his tweets, decided to delve into the necromantic art of comedy. His latest target? The late Senator John McCain, whose military service…
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Cheryl Hines, known for her role in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and less enthusiastically for being Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s (RFK Jr.) spouse, has announced her latest venture: a fashion line named “First Lady…
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Vice President Kamala Harris has suggested increasing the yearly subscription fees required to live in the United States. While this move is already sparking debate, it’s her plan to crack down on “unregistered…
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Far-left protesters in Chicago, who are demonstrating against the Democratic National Convention (DNC), have been called hypocrites for staying at the Trump Hotel. Despite their strong opposition to both the DNC and Donald…
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Vice President Kamala Harris recently enjoyed a bag of Doritos, sparking an unexpected reaction. Senator J.D. Vance, known for his outspoken views, vowed to boycott Doritos after seeing Harris indulge. He humorously lamented…
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In what would once have been a headline-grabbing event, a new major hack has compromised every American’s Social Security number, along with physical addresses, from the National Public Data registry. The stolen information,…
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In a moment that left his advisors scrambling, Donald Trump accidentally revealed a backup plan if he loses the upcoming election: a one-way ticket to Venezuela. The reason? To “stay one step ahead…
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Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty seats vastly outnumbered attendees. The rally, intended to drum up support for Trump’s 2024 presidential bid, instead became…
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