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Bible Mentions St. Paul 195 Times, No Reference To Minneapolis
Researchers confirm the Bible references Saint Paul many times but never mentions Minneapolis. The discovery has baffled scholars and annoyed Minnesotans.
DOJ Promises Full Epstein File Release, Just Needs 30 Days To “Windex the Trump Parts”
The Justice Department promises honesty, clarity, and a light surface cleaning before America sees what is inside the Epstein vault. Experts remain unsure whether microfiber cloths count as obstruction.
October Jobs Report Canceled, Nation Encouraged To Assume It Was Fine
The Labor Department pressed pause on reality after the long shutdown and asked Americans to trust their instincts. Officials said this is a temporary setback, although many admit they often prefer vibes over…
Trump Hits Reporter With “Quiet, Piggy,” Internet Responds With Full Hog Roast
Trump snapped at a female reporter after an Epstein question, and the moment exploded online. Critics say it shows a pattern. His allies say everyone is too sensitive.
Trump Says Cutting Food Tariffs Will Lower Prices, Solves Mystery of Why Food Got Expensive
President Trump rushed to roll back tariffs on beef, coffee, bananas, and more after grocery prices hit historic highs. The White House claims this is leadership, while economists call it Tuesday. Shoppers mostly…
Trump Drops MTG Endorsement After Epstein Leaks, Says She “Should Know Better Than To Believe Evidence”
Political loyalty took another hit after MTG pushed too close to the Epstein files. Trump cut her off and claimed she became impossible to manage. The GOP looks more like a messy breakup…
Trump Asks Boebert To Block Epstein Files Over “Creepy Men” Experience
Trump’s team reached for the most dependable weapon in their arsenal. They wanted noise, confusion and a lawmaker with proven experience in distraction. Boebert delivered each quality before the meeting even ended.
Trump Promises $2,000 Tariff Rebate Checks to Arrive February 30th
President Trump promises Americans $2,000 tariff rebate checks by February 30th, a date experts agree exists only in the same universe where the math for this plan works.
Trump Administration Says 50-Year Mortgages Will ‘Bridge the Gap Between Gen-Z and the Grave’
Trump proposes 50-year mortgages to make housing affordable by stretching payments beyond the mortal realm. Supporters call it “innovative.” Critics call it “eternal debt.”
