cientists confirm the Earth is still round. America demands an audit, a drone shot, and someone named Kyle to double-check.…
Trump cuts solar tax credits in his Big Beautiful Bill, finally settling his grudge against the sun for daring to shine too brightly…
Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill passes by one vote, making history and ensuring toddlers can now invest tax-free in freedom.…
Matt Gaetz confused Trump’s “Golden Dome” missile plan with something wildly inappropriate and still tried to join the project. America sighed in unison.…
In a Senate hearing, Secretary Kristi Noem boldly redefined a 700-year-old legal concept in a way that made even the Constitution consider ghosting.…
A Hoboken man drank nine Monster Energies before jury duty. He cross-examined the vending machine, objected to gravity, and called himself “Judge Vibes.”…
Mary from Ohio says her wallet may be empty, but her heart is full of patriotic indignation. Experts agree: it’s a powerful, if…
Smart appliances now offer health advice. But when one fridge locked up after four pints of ice cream, Americans snapped — and the…
Moody’s just downgraded the U.S. credit rating. Lawmakers promised reform, then wandered off mid-sentence. At least patriotism is still free.…
Trump took aim at Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen, and the Supreme Court in one rant. Swifties responded faster than Congress ever will.…