In a legislative blunder, Congress passed an infrastructure bill that inadvertently bans weekends, leaving the nation in a state of exhausted confusion.…
After a failed inspection, Trump rebrands food safety, blames woke hand soap agenda, and launches his own “T for Trump” health grade…
President Trump says he’s restoring military base names honoring Confederate officers to “keep the winning streak alive.” Critics say he’s honoring losers to…
The National Fast Food Workers Union is demanding 20-minute nap breaks for “button fatigue,” prompting Burger King and Wendy’s to race for solutions…
Gavin Newsom tells Trump to arrest him, as the National Guard’s LA deployment turns into a taco truck crawl and lawsuits start flying.…
Laura Loomer claims AOC has gained 50 pounds in Congress, but the only thing really gaining traction is Loomer’s obsession. As AOC racks…
President Trump stumbled while boarding Air Force One, sparking a wave of social media mockery and drawing comparisons to his past jabs at…
The Supreme Court ruled that all family arguments must be settled with thumb wars, ushering in a new era of justice at American…
Trump’s birthday parade tanks missed D.C. and invaded LA, mixing party chaos with military confusion for the wildest celebration yet.…
Trump sends 2,000 National Guardsmen to Los Angeles in a bold move to “retake” California, sparking avocado shortages, Instagram livestreams, and an immediate…