In what seems like a storyline from an over-the-top tabloid, Springfield, Ohio, has become the center of a controversial and unsettling rumor: that Haitian migrants in the community are eating pets. The accusation…
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Trump announces a 50% tariff on Cinco de Mayo celebrations, targeting margaritas, dancing, and joy. He calls it a necessary step to “protect American party jobs.”…
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After a Minnesota woman raised half a million for slinging slurs, Ted Cruz figured he’d give it a try. His Cancun fund is already booming.…
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From fast-food fryer to the Oval Office — again.…
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Because when it comes to saving humanity, Musk says it's time to shoot for the stars... literally.…
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60 Minutes vows to release Kamala Harris’s full interview tapes — if Mark Burnett releases unaired "Apprentice" footage of Donald Trump’s alleged racist outbursts.…
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Key Takeaways: In an unexpected turn of events, the indictment against NYC Mayor Eric Adams has been unsealed, revealing a laundry list of federal charges, including Conspiracy to Commit Wire Fraud, Federal Program Bribery,…
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Georgia’s election board announced that voters will now be required to cast their ballots using rocks instead of traditional paper or electronic voting methods. Because, apparently, nothing says “representative government” quite like throwing…
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In a real life event that could’ve been ripped straight from his favorite movie, “Dazed and Confused,” Florida’s own political firebrand, Rep. Matt Gaetz, has allegedly taken a leap into a scandal that…
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The Teamsters Union, one of the most influential labor organizations in the U.S., has announced a presidential endorsement process modeled after the Electoral College. This decision has sparked debate among its members, with…
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In a decision that shocked absolutely no one, Congress has voted to postpone a critical legislative decision until such time that the American public has completely forgotten about it. With public interest in…
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