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Trump Asks SCOTUS to Approve “Pattern Recognition” in ICE Raids, Claims It’s Like Birdwatching but With Handcuffs

Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow ICE agents in California to arrest based on clothing, language, or location, calling it “pattern recognition.”…

President Donald Trump at White House podium announcing DC police takeover.

Trump Seizes DC Police, Tells National Guard to ‘Arrest Anyone Who Looks Like They’re Reading the Constitution’

Trump shocks DC by seizing its police force and sending the National Guard after “suspicious” book readers.…

Homeless woman sits on sidewalk with dog while accepting a coffee cup from passerby

White House Unveils ‘Homeless Go Bye-Bye’ Plan, Includes Free Federal-Controlled Camps With Decorative Barbed Wire

Trump’s “Homeless Go Bye-Bye” plan moves D.C.’s homeless to federal camps “FAR” away, complete with decorative barbed wire and power-washed streets.…

ICE officers with masked faces in street operation during mass recruitment efforts

ICE Runs Out of Uniforms, Tells Recruits to ‘Just Bring a Sheet With Eyeholes’

ICE’s record-breaking recruitment effort has outpaced supply chains, leading the agency to suggest new hires “just bring a sheet” while promising more gear…

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Deferred Resignation Now Top Career Goal Among Gen Z

The government’s buyout plan created a “do-nothing” dream job — and Gen Z is here for it.…

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Nancy Mace Promises to Ban Books, Pronouns, and Possibly Hurricanes in Bid for Governor

Nancy Mace launches her campaign for South Carolina governor by vowing to ban pronouns, books, and possibly weather patterns…

Map showing earthquake epicenter in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey

Was That the Deep State? East Coast Earthquake Sends MAGA Into Full Conspiracy Meltdown

MAGA influencers melted down after a small earthquake hit New Jersey, blaming George Soros, climate lasers, and “woke fault lines.”…

Ghislaine Maxwell in an orange jumpsuit outside Bryan, Texas federal prison

Trump Administration Denies Creating All-Female Supervillain Team at Minimum-Security Prison

Trump denies any role in assembling America’s most delusional criminal dream team after Maxwell, Holmes, and Shah land in the same minimum-security prison.…

Donald Trump waving next to used Qatari Boeing jet intended as Air Force One

Trump Accepts “Totally No-Strings” Jet Gift From Qatar, Pentagon Calls It ‘Free Trial of Influence’

Trump receives a used Boeing jet from Qatar, insists it’s “totally free” while taxpayers quietly fund $400M in upgrades and missile-powered cup holders.…

Bomb squad technician approaches suspicious package outside the White House

Mysterious Box Left at White House Says ‘If Found, Please Return to Mossad’

Secret Service investigates a mysterious package left at the White House bearing a handwritten Mossad return address and a suspicious note signed “Love,…

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Trump Asks SCOTUS to Approve “Pattern Recognition” in ICE Raids, Claims It’s Like Birdwatching but With Handcuffs

Trump Seizes DC Police, Tells National Guard to ‘Arrest Anyone Who Looks Like They’re Reading the Constitution’

White House Unveils ‘Homeless Go Bye-Bye’ Plan, Includes Free Federal-Controlled Camps With Decorative Barbed Wire

ICE Runs Out of Uniforms, Tells Recruits to ‘Just Bring a Sheet With Eyeholes’

Deferred Resignation Now Top Career Goal Among Gen Z

Nancy Mace Promises to Ban Books, Pronouns, and Possibly Hurricanes in Bid for Governor

Was That the Deep State? East Coast Earthquake Sends MAGA Into Full Conspiracy Meltdown

Trump Administration Denies Creating All-Female Supervillain Team at Minimum-Security Prison

Trump Accepts “Totally No-Strings” Jet Gift From Qatar, Pentagon Calls It ‘Free Trial of Influence’

Mysterious Box Left at White House Says ‘If Found, Please Return to Mossad’

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