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Elon Musk Rebrands Twitter as “Qwitter” to Embrace Its New QAnon Overlords
Tech mogul and part-time space enthusiast Elon Musk announced the rebranding of Twitter as "Qwitter" to better align with the growing dominance of QAnon conspiracy theories on the platform. The decision came as…
Zuckerberg and Musk Agree to Arm-Wrestling Showdown
Tech giants Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have decided to settle their differences in an epic arm-wrestling competition, proving once and for all who truly holds the power of Silicon Valley. The battle…
Twitter Right Wingers in a Tizzy as Elon Musk Hands Over Reins to a Woman Who Can’t Cook or Clean
Elon Musk has announced that he will be stepping down from his position and handing over the reins to Linda Yaccarino, a prominent female executive in the media industry. While many hailed this…
VP Kamala Harris Mistakenly Believes She’s In Charge of People Named Al, Not A.I.
Washington D.C. - In an odd mix-up, Vice President Kamala Harris announced at a press conference today that she believed she was put in charge of all people named Al or Albert, not…
Tech Companies in Panic Mode as May the 4th Approaches: Meme Servers Buckle Under the Weight of Star Wars Jokes
In preparation for May the 4th, also known as Star Wars Day, Google and other tech companies are scrambling to gear up their servers for the onslaught of memes. According to a recent…
Elon Musk’s Insane Plot to Conquer Mars and Rule the Galaxy with an Electric Fist
Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has been known for his ambitious projects, but his latest plan is causing controversy and raising eyebrows. According to sources close to Musk, he's planning to selfishly colonize Mars…
Man Finds Lost Keys After Googling ‘How to Locate Missing Keys’
In a heartwarming turn of events, a man who had lost his keys became an overnight hero after he found them by following expert advice to "look everywhere." The man, who wishes to…
Among Entitled Celebs, Elon Musk’s Twitter Blue Verification Fee Sparks Outrage
Hollywood celebrities are up in arms over Elon Musk's latest move to charge people for Twitter Blue verification. The move has been met with a wave of outrage from A-listers who are used…
Musk declares Starship explosion a ‘great success’, raises Twitter Blue prices – not related at all
BREAKING - SpaceX's fully stacked Starship exploded shortly after take-off after clearing the tower during today's highly anticipated test mission. The main object of the mission was to successfully launch and land the…
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