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‘I Am Like Totally NOT Taking Drugs,’ Says Musk, While Blinking in Morse Code
Elon Musk says he’s “NOT taking drugs,” despite black eye, bizarre behavior, and a farewell appearance that looked like an intergalactic exit interview.
DOGE Aims to Save Taxpayers, Trump and Musk Spend It on Oval Office Bling
Trump and Musk shut down the budget-saving DOGE program and immediately brainstorm gold upgrades for the Oval Office, because irony is tax-deductible.
Musk Furious Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” Threatens Fake Government Agency He Made Up
Elon Musk lashes out at Trump’s latest spending bill, claiming it undermines his pet agency DOGE — which critics say mostly exists to fire janitors and tweet at government buildings.
SpaceX Starship Spun So Hard It Tried to Orbit Itself
SpaceX’s Starship attempted its ninth test flight and ended it with a spectacular and uncontrolled spin before breaking up over the Indian Ocean.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Challenges AI Bot to Theological Duel, Loses in Two Sentences
Marjorie Taylor Greene argued with an AI chatbot about her Christianity and lost. The AI didn’t even have to pray about it.
New Study Finds Cats Secretly Running the Internet; Dogs Just There for the Likes
A new study reveals that cats secretly control the internet, managing algorithms and trends, while dogs are used to boost engagement. Feline dominance goes deeper than we thought.
Elon Musk Pleads: “Stop Calling It Twitter, It Hurts My Feelings
Elon Musk has asked everyone to stop calling the platform formerly known as Twitter by its old name. The reason? It’s hurting his feelings. A Personal Plea from Musk Since rebranding Twitter to…
Elon Musk Tries to Buy Naming Rights for Next Generation, Only to Discover ‘Gen X’ Was Already Taken
Elon Musk reportedly attempted to purchase the naming rights for the next generation of babies, aiming to leave his mark on future history. However, the tech mogul was left fuming when he discovered…
Donald Trump Jr. Warns Crypto Enthusiasts About Fake Tokens: “Only Our Scams Are Legit!”
Donald Trump Jr. took to social media to warn the crypto community about fake tokens claiming to be associated with the Trump brand. The announcement, which came with a mixture of excitement and…
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