The Supreme Court backs Texas’ porn ID law, creating the world’s first digital strip search to protect minors from seeing what their gym…
Microsoft says goodbye to the blue screen of death and hello to a black one, now featuring quicker restarts and passive-aggressive commentary from…
The Trump Organization quietly drops “Made in the USA” claims for its T1 phone, replacing them with patriotic poetry and specs last seen…
Fortnite’s developer Epic Games is refunding $126 million to players misled by shady design tricks. Parents say they never thought “banana skin regret”…
After billions of login credentials leaked online, the U.S. government unveiled its most advanced security strategy to date: telling Americans to just add…
The Melania MEME Coin terms and conditions are a masterpiece of patriotic legalese that warns users the coin does nothing, fixes nothing, and…
Donald Trump launches the “T1” smartphone and “47 Plan” service, calling it the most patriotic device ever. Features include auto-replying “WRONG” and no…
The US economy’s latest jobs report looks great, until you realize most new hires are artificial intelligence. As Roombas unionize and LinkedIn fills…
Elon Musk isn’t just calling to fire politicians—he’s threatening to replace them with robots and aim Starlink satellites at Congress. D.C. insiders now…
Elon Musk says he’s “NOT taking drugs,” despite black eye, bizarre behavior, and a farewell appearance that looked like an intergalactic exit interview.…