As NFL fans settle in for the first football Sunday of the year, the league’s new kickoff rule has sparked controversy among old-school enthusiasts. Designed to improve player safety, the rule has angered…
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Nick Wehry, a seasoned contestant in Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, has been accused of cheating during the latest event. The allegations have turned the annual Independence Day celebration into a bun-believable…
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NEW YORK, NY — In a twist more shocking than a record-setting 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes, legendary competitive eater Joey Chestnut has been banned from the 2024 Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July…
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NEW YORK — In an unprecedented move, the NFL announced today that the upcoming Bears-Broncos game, originally set for primetime on Monday night, will now be relegated to a Wednesday afternoon slot at…
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Tennis superstar Novak Djokovic has announced that he will be leaving the world of tennis to pursue a career as a professional pickleball player. The decision has left fans and experts alike scratching…
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene left her fellow lawmakers scratching their heads during a special congressional committee meeting yesterday. While the committee was assembled to discuss critical policy issues, Greene took…
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Former NFL quarterback and self-proclaimed Trump supporter Brett Favre finds himself in a whirlwind of controversy involving welfare money. The Hall of Fame quarterback, known for his golden arm and political preferences, now…
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Representative George Santos made a statement claiming that the Georgia Bulldogs football team would not be accepting the White House invitation, but instead would be visiting his office for a private celebration. According…
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Aaron Rodgers has reportedly begun his search for the perfect cave to live in after news broke of his trade to the New York Jets. According to sources close to the situation, Rodgers…
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The USFL and XFL have announced that they are now competing to see which professional football league will go bankrupt first. Both leagues have been struggling to stay afloat in the crowded sports…
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In a move towards inclusivity, Dick’s Sporting Goods has announced that they will be rebranding their stores as “Erectile Tissue Sporting Goods” to avoid offending anyone. The decision came after years of controversy…
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