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Buc-ee’s

Woman Says She Found Heaven at Buc-ee’s, Pastor Not Sure He Can Compete with 120 Gas Pumps

A Texas woman claims she found heaven at Buc-ee’s, triggering a church attendance collapse and a crisis of faith over beef jerky and clean restrooms.

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Donald Trump standing with eyes closed at White House prayer luncheon
Al Capone

Faith Office Lunch Derails After Trump Declares Himself New Apostle

Trump shocked religious leaders at a White House luncheon by proclaiming himself the 13th Apostle, calling Judas “a weak closer” and referencing $1.95 gas during prayer.

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Joel Osteen smiling in front of his massive luxury mansion
faith scams

Joel Osteen Admits Prayer Doesn’t Work, But Still Recommends You Pay Him to Do It Anyway

Pastor Joel Osteen admits prayer doesn’t work but still encourages followers to tithe generously — now offering miracle subscription tiers and monogrammed faith pillows.

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Catholic Church

JD Vance to Attend Pope Leo XIV’s First Mass, Promises Not to Kill Him

JD Vance is heading to the Vatican for Pope Leo XIV’s first mass. He claims he’s coming in peace. Rome is lighting extra candles anyway.

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Catholic Church

Da Pope Adds Walter Payton Fathead to Papal Quarters, Declares Bears “God’s Team”

Pope Leo XIV has customized his quarters with a Walter Payton Fathead, Da Bears posters, and a side of Midwestern reverence. Heaven, meet Soldier Field.

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Chicago

First American Pope to Go by “Da Pope,” Chicago Celebrates with Deep Dish and Italian Beef

Chicago-born Robert Prevost becomes Pope Leo XIV, but his hometown isn’t waiting for formalities. He’s Da Pope now and the deep dish is holy.

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Donald Trump

Trump Furious New Pope Stole Spotlight from “YUGE” UK Trade Deal Announcement

Trump’s long-awaited UK trade deal was upstaged by white smoke from the Vatican announcing a new pope. He’s not taking it well.

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papal conclave

White Smoke Signals New Pope, Vatican Later Clarifies It Was Just the Epstein Client List Being Incinerated

Vatican confirms the white smoke seen over the Sistine Chapel wasn’t for a new pope, but rather the incineration of the Epstein client list. Divine timing or strategic smokescreen?

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papal conclave

Vatican Black Smoke Causes Stir, Turns Out to Be Burnt Pizza from Local Chef Giuseppe Spatoloni

The Vatican’s papal smoke tradition was briefly interrupted after a pizza chef accidentally smoked out the conclave. Vatican confirms: no pope, just pepperoni.

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