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Trump Sketches Redskins Logo on Back of Epstein Birthday Card, Says ‘Drawing’s Always Been a Safe Place for Me’
President Trump reignites controversy by sketching a new Redskins logo on the back of Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday card, calls it “recycling and patriotism.”
Trump Nominates Florida Scratch-Off Legend to Run the Fed: ‘He’s Got the Golden Fingernail’
President Trump replaces Jerome Powell with Dale “Big Money” Jenkins, a Florida scratch-off legend whose economic strategy involves luck, prayer, and bonus rounds.
JD Vance Emerges from Secret Murdoch Meeting Covered in Elk Blood, Claims It Was ‘Symbolic’
Vice President JD Vance left a secret Murdoch-Fox executive meeting soaked in elk blood and holding a sacrificial draft of the Wall Street Journal’s next op-ed lineup.
Ted Cruz and Wife Seen Laughing at Trump’s Jokes About Her Face, Marriage Stronger Than Ever
After years of insults, Ted Cruz and his wife Heidi laughed it off over filet mignon with Trump, proving that if you can’t beat him, join him at dinner.
Trump Denies Drawing Epstein Letter, Says ‘I Never Wrote a Picture in My Life’ While Selling Another for $16K
President Trump denies ever drawing anything—even as signed sketches of suspiciously shapely skylines continue selling for thousands.
Trump Finally Agrees to Learn Chess After Realizing ‘4D’ Isn’t Just a Movie Format
Trump admits he doesn’t know how to play chess despite years of MAGA fans insisting he’s “10 moves ahead.”
Epstein Who? Trump Says He’s Just a ‘Teen Enthusiast’ And Really Into Pageants — ‘Totally Unrelated’
President Trump denies any connection to Epstein, insisting his interest in teen beauty pageants is “just old-school admiration.”
Trump Installs Presidential Suite in Abandoned Alcatraz For His ‘Retirement’
Trump revamps Alcatraz as a beachfront federal facility “just in case,” sparking speculation it may be his future Mar-a-Locked-Up
Trump Appoints Diddy as Special Prosecutor for Epstein Files, Cites “Bad Boy for Life” as Proof of Tenacity
In a surprise move, President Trump named Sean “Diddy” Combs as Special Prosecutor to handle the Epstein files, claiming his “Bad Boy energy” would expose the truth faster than any Senate committee.
