Trump Salutes America With Giant Flagpole, Says Bigger Flags Equal Bigger Patriots
Donald Trump adds a new giant flagpole at the White House, claiming that only large flags qualify as real patriotism—and that smaller ones…
Markets Spooked as Trump Threatens to Replace Powell With Guy in MAGA Hard Hat Who Once Sold Him a Patio
Donald Trump criticized his own Fed pick Jerome Powell for not cutting interest rates, then suggested replacing him with a “real American” in…
Tucker Carlson Says Cruz Doesn’t Know Iran — Cruz Says That’s Not in His Show Notes
Tucker Carlson roasted Sen. Ted Cruz for not knowing Iran’s population or demographics during an interview. Cruz called the questions “cute,” which is…
Kristi Noem Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Tactical Cosplay Used in Homeland Security Photo Ops
Kristi Noem was rushed to the hospital after suffering an allergic reaction to her tactical costume. Doctors say the symptoms were brought on…
Putin Urges Israel to Use Diplomacy With Iran, Just Like He Used With Ukraine
Russia’s Putin told Israel to use diplomacy with Iran instead of missiles — just like how he diplomatically negotiated with Ukraine using tanks…
Mike Lindell Loses Defamation Case, Claims Verdict Was Counted by Dominion Machine
Mike Lindell was hit with a $2.3M defamation verdict. He claims the jury’s decision was rigged — possibly counted by the same machines…
Tucker Carlson Exposes Fox as Senior Propaganda Network — Because Putin Told Him So
Tucker Carlson calls Fox News a propaganda outlet targeting the elderly — but insists he learned that from Putin on a shirtless horse…
10 Parades That Outshined Trump’s Birthday Flex
Trump turned 78 with a military parade meant to flex global strength. Instead, it looked like a budget cosplay of 10 authoritarian spectacles…
Trump Unveils $499 Smartphone, Calls It “The Only Phone That Won’t Betray You”
Donald Trump launches the “T1” smartphone and “47 Plan” service, calling it the most patriotic device ever. Features include auto-replying “WRONG” and no…
Congress Accidentally Bans Weekends in 3,200-Page Infrastructure Bill
In a legislative blunder, Congress passed an infrastructure bill that inadvertently bans weekends, leaving the nation in a state of exhausted confusion.…
