In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
Read More
Vice President Kamala Harris has announced a bold new initiative: the creation of “Price Force,” a team dedicated to combating price gouging. During a recent campaign rally, Harris made it clear that she…
Read More
Trump Force Two, the plane used by former President Donald Trump, was grounded due to an unexpected problem: a broken toilet. The culprit? A diet heavy on fast food that caused more than…
Read More
Senator Josh Hawley, known for his infamous dash through the Capitol during the January 6th insurrection, put his running skills to use once more. This time, he sprinted through the state fair to…
Read More
Donald Trump’s legal team has asked Judge Juan Merchan to delay the former President’s sentencing in the New York criminal case until after the November 2024 presidential election. They claim that the scheduled…
Read More
In a moment that left his advisors scrambling, Donald Trump accidentally revealed a backup plan if he loses the upcoming election: a one-way ticket to Venezuela. The reason? To “stay one step ahead…
Read More
Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty seats vastly outnumbered attendees. The rally, intended to drum up support for Trump’s 2024 presidential bid, instead became…
Read More
As parents across the nation flood social media with celebratory back-to-school posts, one unexpected group has emerged to rain on their parade: childless cat ladies. These feline enthusiasts have taken to mocking the…
Read More
In a political move that has left both supporters and critics scratching their heads, a familiar face has announced his latest bid for office with a bold new slogan: “I Will Fix the…
Read More
Donald Trump, after his own plane was repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid fuel bills, has reportedly turned to borrowing Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous private jet. This unexpected development has ignited a media…
Read More
Eric Trump reportedly cried in the bathroom of Trump Force One after reading “mean” tweets about his father, former President Donald Trump. This mid-flight incident adds an ironic twist to the ongoing drama…
Read More