Rep. Nancy Mace may have used naked photos to extort homes from her ex, but don’t worry—she still found time to write bot…
Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill passes by one vote, making history and ensuring toddlers can now invest tax-free in freedom.…
Boycotters demand equity from Walmart, but still rely on it for shampoo, socks, and existential dread.…
Matt Gaetz confused Trump’s “Golden Dome” missile plan with something wildly inappropriate and still tried to join the project. America sighed in unison.…
In a Senate hearing, Secretary Kristi Noem boldly redefined a 700-year-old legal concept in a way that made even the Constitution consider ghosting.…
House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer has launched a bold new investigation into former President Joe Biden’s use of an autopen. The Republican…
Moody’s didn’t downgrade America for this, but maybe they should’ve. The DOJ just paid $5 million to a rioter’s family and took it…
Mary from Ohio says her wallet may be empty, but her heart is full of patriotic indignation. Experts agree: it’s a powerful, if…
Trump warned Walmart not to blame his tariffs for price hikes, insisting the company should absorb the cost. “Inflation is a choice,” he…
Moody’s just downgraded the U.S. credit rating. Lawmakers promised reform, then wandered off mid-sentence. At least patriotism is still free.…