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Hakeem Jeffries delivering marathon House floor speech

Boebert Demands Drug Test After Jeffries Sets Filibuster Record, Cites “Suspicious Vocabulary and Hydration”

Lauren Boebert demands a drug test after Hakeem Jeffries delivers marathon House speech, citing “advanced vocabulary” and “hydration levels not seen since Peloton.”…

Nancy Mace Ditches Agenda, Goes Full-Time Content Creator with ‘Capitol Fit Check Fridays’

Rep. Nancy Mace has abandoned her legislative agenda for content creation, replacing policy priorities with pajama fit checks and Twitch streams.…

JD Vance and Donald Trump walk through the Capitol moments after megabill passes

Congress Slips Five Hidden Provisions into Trump’s Megabill While Nobody Was Looking

Tucked deep inside the 1,123-page Trump megabill are five ridiculous policies involving Reagan, dubstep, and Olive Garden gift cards. The law just got…

Donald Trump and JD Vance standing outside, both wearing red ties

Vance Casts Tie-Breaker, Immediately Asks What He Voted On

Vice President JD Vance broke the Senate tie on Trump’s megabill, then asked what the bill was. Experts say that tracks.…

Donald Trump and Elon Musk argue in Oval Office amid political fallout

Trump Bans Musk from Clubhouse, Says “He’s More Deep State Than Deep Learning”

Donald Trump has banned Elon Musk from Mar-a-Lago’s Taco Night after a megabill snub, sparking a political-tech feud involving drones, PACs, and deep…

Senators on the chamber floor during an all-night vote session in Washington, D.C.

Senate Accidentally Passes Entire Bible as Law After 67 Consecutive Votes Without Sleep

Senators accidentally passed the Bible as federal law after dozens of sleepless votes. Clerks are unsure whether to file it under Religious Statutes…

Nine Supreme Court justices, dressed like Hogwarts faculty, prepare to overrule lunch

SCOTUS Rules 6–3 in Favor of Arby’s for Lunch, Citing ‘Divine Right of Meat’

In a 6–3 ruling, the Supreme Court has officially selected Arby’s for lunch, declaring meat a constitutional right and throwing soup-sippers into judicial…

Natasha Bertrand stares confidently upward as Trump melts down over her existence

Trump Claims Journalist Leaked Secrets by “Looking Unpatriotic,” Demands She Be Fired “Like a Dog”

After days of watching CNN’s Natasha Bertrand, Donald Trump accused her of leaking national secrets through tone and eyebrows, demanding she be “fired…

Blurred supermarket aisle seen from shopping cart, symbolizing economic confusion

Trump Blames Shrinking GDP on Economy “Taking a Nap”

The U.S. economy shrank in Q1 2025 as tariffs and trade gaps took a toll. Trump says the data shows “relaxed strength.”…

Capitol Police Arrest Disabled Protesters for Offense of Having Conscience and Wheelchairs

NEED TO KNOW Capitol Police arrested 34 people, including multiple disabled Americans in wheelchairs, during a protest against Medicaid cuts in Trump’s budget.…