Texas wants to ban kids from using social media to protect their brains. Guns, heat, and existential dread remain perfectly legal.…
Trump posted a Memorial Day message so intense it made fireworks seem subtle. God bless the caps lock key.…
Marjorie Taylor Greene argued with an AI chatbot about her Christianity and lost. The AI didn’t even have to pray about it.…
Trump accused South Africa of white genocide using a Congo war photo, proving once again that foreign policy is now just a tab…
Treasury Secretary says Trump is “going big” on digital assets, right after Trump threw a gala for people who bought his meme coin.…
Texas plans to ban all THC products by September, because gummies are the real threat, not property taxes or a functioning electrical grid.…
Trump threatens Apple with tariffs unless it builds iPhones in America, proving once again he understands manufacturing the same way toddlers understand cloud…
Trump cuts solar tax credits in his Big Beautiful Bill, finally settling his grudge against the sun for daring to shine too brightly…
Trump administration pulls plug on Harvard’s foreign students, citing too much international thinking and not enough ‘America First’ GPA curves.…
Trump’s spokeswoman says it’s absurd to think he’s profiting off the presidency, then immediately sells $95 towels and probably your dignity.…