In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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In a real life event that could’ve been ripped straight from his favorite movie, “Dazed and Confused,” Florida’s own political firebrand, Rep. Matt Gaetz, has allegedly taken a leap into a scandal that…
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In a move that surely has AI developers sobbing into their keyboards, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed new legislation to protect Hollywood actors from becoming AI clones. The bills, strongly supported by SAG-AFTRA,…
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The Teamsters Union, one of the most influential labor organizations in the U.S., has announced a presidential endorsement process modeled after the Electoral College. This decision has sparked debate among its members, with…
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In a decision that shocked absolutely no one, Congress has voted to postpone a critical legislative decision until such time that the American public has completely forgotten about it. With public interest in…
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In a hot mic moment that is already sending shockwaves through the political world, former President Donald Trump was overheard telling tech billionaire Elon Musk that MAGA Republicans are “gullible” and will “believe…
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Former President Donald Trump has reportedly survived a second assassination attempt — this time on the golf course. But this time, his new best friend and billionaire buddy Elon Musk is swooping in…
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In a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump claims he narrowly avoided an “assassination attempt” while golfing. The alleged culprit? None other than NFL star Travis Kelce, who was spotted lurking in the…
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Pop sensation Taylor Swift has officially thrown her support behind Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 election, but instead of focusing on the endorsement, conservatives are up in arms over Swift’s jet-setting…
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Former President Donald Trump has indicated he may skip any future debates with Vice President Kamala Harris after she allegedly made him cry during their first face-off. According to sources close to Trump,…
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Former President Donald Trump set a new record during last night’s ABC News debate with Kamala Harris: he directly answered exactly zero questions. Despite being asked multiple straightforward questions, Trump masterfully pivoted, dodged,…
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