At Windsor Castle, Trump quizzed King Charles about crowns, thrones, and brand options. The visit turned into a crash course in monarchy, plus a light sales pitch.
A new study reveals what many suspected: one conservative activist equals 100 children in the American media economy. Outrage optional, coverage guaranteed.
Supporters of Charlie Kirk have declared his own words off-limits, calling direct quotes “hate speech” and urging Americans to honor him only through vague praise.
Trump orders U.S. flags to fly permanently at half-mast, claiming it shows strength and respect. Critics call it confusing and absurd.
Johnson now insists Trump wasn’t a snitch but a divine knight of fries, smiting Epstein with righteousness and possibly a McFlurry.
Rudy Giuliani’s spine may be fractured, but his loyalty to Trump remains unbent. The former mayor joins the Medal of Freedom club alongside Rush Limbaugh and Tiger Woods.
Trump scraps the Department of Transportation name in favor of his own brand, claiming the bold rebrand will cut costs and “make roads great again.” Expect toll plazas with gold trim and loyalty…
Trump unveiled his “Rose Garden Club” with senators and donors, then ruined the ambiance by joking about Epstein like it was open mic night.
Republicans now claim Donald Trump’s secret FBI codename was “Big Mac,” and his undercover Epstein mission collapsed when he asked for more ketchup.
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