Trump sends 2,000 National Guardsmen to Los Angeles in a bold move to “retake” California, sparking avocado shortages, Instagram livestreams, and an immediate…
Disney’s new Congress promises more fun and music, with new laws passed only after a sing-along and a costume contest.…
Federal agents accidentally create the hottest fashion event of the season during an immigration raid, leaving the city abuzz about “deportation chic” and…
Elon Musk and Bessent turned the West Wing into a contact sport, with Steve Bannon on live commentary and Trump debating the installation…
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offers to mediate peace talks between President Trump and Elon Musk, hoping juice boxes and playground rules can keep…
Trump and Musk have gone from allies to enemies in record time, with threats, secrets, and wild accusations filling everyone’s feed. Congress is…
Chicago proposes a 1% grocery tax to fight a billion-dollar deficit, assuring residents it’s not a new tax—just a “process” that means paying…
Senators offer Elon Musk a craft table and sticker chart after he calls on Congress to “KILL THE BILL,” reminding him budget proposals…
Congress is investigating whether Joe Biden’s autopen deserves a presidential pension, a prime spot at the Smithsonian, or a day in court. Trump…
Karine Jean-Pierre’s new book may not move D.C., but her rumored romance with Fox’s Peter Doocy sure will. The White House briefing room…