In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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President Trump plans a 100 percent tariff on Mattel. Critics say it’s revenge for never getting a Jack-in-the-Box as a kid.…
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Congress passed a bill that helps real people. Officials quickly apologized, burned it, and promised to never be effective again.…
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Rep. Greene’s new $42 Gulf of America hat promises to protect liberty, confuse geographers, and deflect criticism one overpriced thread at a time.…
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Trump’s long-awaited UK trade deal was upstaged by white smoke from the Vatican announcing a new pope. He’s not taking it well.…
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Trump claims he’s struck a deal with the penguins and seals of Heard and McDonald Islands. The animals have yet to comment. Or blink.…
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Trump brings back Alcatraz and invites Clint Eastwood to yell at an empty prison cell. Critics call it surreal; supporters call it “deeply moving and possibly legally binding.”…
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Trump announces a 50% tariff on Cinco de Mayo celebrations, targeting margaritas, dancing, and joy. He calls it a necessary step to “protect American party jobs.”…
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After a Minnesota woman raised half a million for slinging slurs, Ted Cruz figured he’d give it a try. His Cancun fund is already booming.…
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Trump posts AI image of himself as Pope days after Francis’ funeral, declares himself the new spiritual leader “with better robes and way more charisma.”…
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Tucker Carlson has announced his move to Moscow, praising the city’s order and vodka while raising questions about his stance on freedom and politics.…
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