Vice President JD Vance broke the Senate tie on Trump’s megabill, then asked what the bill was. Experts say that tracks.…
Donald Trump has banned Elon Musk from Mar-a-Lago’s Taco Night after a megabill snub, sparking a political-tech feud involving drones, PACs, and deep…
Senators accidentally passed the Bible as federal law after dozens of sleepless votes. Clerks are unsure whether to file it under Religious Statutes…
In a 6–3 ruling, the Supreme Court has officially selected Arby’s for lunch, declaring meat a constitutional right and throwing soup-sippers into judicial…
After days of watching CNN’s Natasha Bertrand, Donald Trump accused her of leaking national secrets through tone and eyebrows, demanding she be “fired…
The U.S. economy shrank in Q1 2025 as tariffs and trade gaps took a toll. Trump says the data shows “relaxed strength.”…
NEED TO KNOW Capitol Police arrested 34 people, including multiple disabled Americans in wheelchairs, during a protest against Medicaid cuts in Trump’s budget.…
Trump says he’ll strike Iran again if it rebuilds its nuclear program. Iran’s scientists respond with a legal motion to keep his ego…
A Norwegian tourist says he was deported for a meme mocking JD Vance. Homeland Security denies it, but the image is still too…
Zohran Mamdani wins NYC’s Democratic primary, and the right loses it like he personally moonwalked into Ground Zero.…