In a legislative blunder, Congress passed an infrastructure bill that inadvertently bans weekends, leaving the nation in a state of exhausted confusion.…
Trump unveils “TruthTrade,” a MAGA-exclusive investing app that syncs with his social media posts and features Marjorie Taylor Greene giving stock tips from…
After a failed inspection, Trump rebrands food safety, blames woke hand soap agenda, and launches his own “T for Trump” health grade…
President Trump says he’s restoring military base names honoring Confederate officers to “keep the winning streak alive.” Critics say he’s honoring losers to…
President Trump rolled out “Trump Savings Accounts” that give $1,000 to every newborn. Critics say it’s the ultimate long play—babies get an account,…
Gavin Newsom tells Trump to arrest him, as the National Guard’s LA deployment turns into a taco truck crawl and lawsuits start flying.…
Laura Loomer claims AOC has gained 50 pounds in Congress, but the only thing really gaining traction is Loomer’s obsession. As AOC racks…
As Trump and Musk go full WWE, the Millers test whether marriage can survive divided billionaire loyalties. Washington has thoughts, and maybe popcorn.…
President Trump stumbled while boarding Air Force One, sparking a wave of social media mockery and drawing comparisons to his past jabs at…
Trump’s birthday parade tanks missed D.C. and invaded LA, mixing party chaos with military confusion for the wildest celebration yet.…