In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has declared that April Fools’ Day will be cancelled this year, citing concerns about its “woke” implications. According to a statement from the governor’s office, DeSantis believes that April…
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Millville, OH, nestled in the rolling hills of rural America, one man has captured the hearts and minds of his fellow citizens with his unique and fascinating hobby: rock collecting. Meet Frank Futter,…
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New York City – Former President Donald Trump has announced his latest business venture – a luxury jail under the Trump brand. The jail, set to open later this year, will feature gold-plated…
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Washington D.C. – A recent poll conducted by the Pew Research Center has found that a staggering 80% of American citizens do not trust an adult who wears a bowtie. The findings have…
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