Vivek Ramaswamy Takes Fashion Cues from Pauly Shore
2024 former presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy appears to be taking fashion advice from none other than 90s comedy icon Pauly Shore. Known for…
Rachel Dolezal Defends Kamala Harris Amid Attacks on Her Blackness
Rachel Dolezal, the former NAACP leader who famously faced backlash for identifying as Black despite being born to white parents, has come to…
J.D. Vance Promises Free Cats to Single, Childless Women in Bid to Win Back Female Voters
J.D. Vance has promised to provide free cats to all single, childless women as part of his strategy to win back female voters.…
Land of the Free, Home of the HOA
In the land of the free, where liberty and the pursuit of happiness are cornerstones of the American Dream, there exists a paradoxical…
Man Identifies as Poor to Collect SNAP Benefits
A man has reportedly started identifying as poor to qualify for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits. This latest twist in the…
Digital Detox? Just Move to a Wi-Fi-Free Zone: Embrace Nature’s Poor Signal Strength
In today’s hyperconnected world, the idea of a digital detox sounds great – until you realize it involves actual effort. Meditation, mindfulness, and…
Bud Light’s Audacious Strategy: Reviving Core Drinkers By Using The ‘N’ Word
In the wake of the Dylan Mulvaney incident that left Bud Light’s reputation hanging by a thread, the renowned beer brand has announced…
Democrats: Water is Racist, Discriminates Against Certain Racial Groups
Democrats across the nation are turning their attention to an unexpected crisis: racial disparities in drowning deaths. Armed with the latest data from…
Trump Jr. and Hunter Biden’s Unlikely Night Out Together: A Mix of Politics and Partying
Washington D.C. — Don Trump Jr. and Hunter Biden were spotted together last night at an exclusive gay nightclub, throwing political affiliations to…
Starbucks Trades Rainbows for Reindeers: Puts Up Christmas Decorations 6 Months Early
Starbucks has decided to bid farewell to its vibrant and inclusive Pride decorations with the arrival of mid-June. The coffee giant, known for…
