In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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In a recent development that has sent shockwaves through the witch community, witches across the United States are reportedly living in fear due to the surge of witch hunts announced by prominent politicians…
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Dylan Mulvaney, the rising American social media influencer, has recently caused controversy with her partnership with New York-based cosmetics company, Maybelline. The 26-year-old star has previously come under fire for her collaborations with…
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In a move towards inclusivity, Dick’s Sporting Goods has announced that they will be rebranding their stores as “Erectile Tissue Sporting Goods” to avoid offending anyone. The decision came after years of controversy…
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In a response to the recent backlash over Bud Light’s “woke” advertising campaign, Major League Baseball teams have started to experiment with a new policy of not selling Bud Light until the fourth…
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Conservatives across the country are now boycotting their favorite brands of beer and whiskey because they have gone “woke”. Frustrated with the sudden influx of socially conscious marketing campaigns, many republicans have decided…
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Houston, TX – Senator Ted Cruz, known for his recent criticism of Bud Light for being out of touch with their consumers, has come under fire for forgetting his own out-of-touch moment when…
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In the wake of a federal judge ordering the return of banned books to a Texas public library, conservative Christian communities are now calling for the removal of another cultural artifact from televesion…
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Sales of Bud Light have skyrocketed in recent weeks, reaching an all-time high excluding for the Fourth of July holiday. And what’s driving this sudden surge in beer consumption, you might ask? Gun-loving…
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Rock artist Kid Rock expressed his concern about the possibility of GMC partnering with “woke” influencers. The musician, who made headlines for firing gunshots at Bud Light beer cans after the company partnered…
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In a small town in the Midwest, a local father made headlines when he grabbed his shotgun and aimed it at a rainbow he saw in his backyard after a spring rain. According…
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