Orlando, FL – The happiest place on Earth has become a hotbed of controversy as conservatives find themselves scandalized by a woman daring…
Chick-fil-A, the beloved fast-food chain known for its crispy and succulent chicken, has announced a groundbreaking decision that is sure to shake up…
In a stunning display of progressive linguistics, liberals have unveiled a groundbreaking new term to replace the allegedly non-inclusive word “boycott.” The term,…
Conservatives across the nation have found themselves in a quandary after exhausting their repertoire of companies to boycott. In a bid to express…
Mr. David Button, a self-proclaimed dog enthusiast, took matters into his own hands to combat the feeling of exclusion from his canine-owning neighbors.…
In a move that has been met with widespread criticism, the Texas legislature has passed a bill that would prevent gay people from…
In a recent development that has sent shockwaves through the witch community, witches across the United States are reportedly living in fear due…
Dylan Mulvaney, the rising American social media influencer, has recently caused controversy with her partnership with New York-based cosmetics company, Maybelline. The 26-year-old…
In a move towards inclusivity, Dick’s Sporting Goods has announced that they will be rebranding their stores as “Erectile Tissue Sporting Goods” to…
In a response to the recent backlash over Bud Light’s “woke” advertising campaign, Major League Baseball teams have started to experiment with a…