New MAGA Dating App Matches Users Based on Their Favorite Conspiracy Theories
RightMatch, a new dating app for conservatives, connects users through shared conspiracy theories like flat Earth and QAnon. Critics call it divisive, while…
California Electrician Fired After Misgendering Plug End
A seasoned electrician's career is short-circuited over a pronoun mishap with an electrical plug.…
Local Woman Shocked to Find Pumpkin Spice Latte Didn’t Solve Her Life Problems
Turns out, seasonal flavors can’t fix existential dread — but they do pair well with it.…
RFK Jr. Shocked by Public Shock Over 43 Mistresses in His Cellphone: “I’m a Kennedy After All…”
In a move that’s raising eyebrows but leaving Robert F. Kennedy Jr. completely unfazed, the former environmental lawyer admitted to once having 43…
New Survey Suggests Conservative Women Aged 30-49 Prefer Emotions Over Facts, Because Who Needs Evidence Anyway?
A new survey from the Institute for Political Pulse and Perception (IPPP) reveals that conservative women aged 30 to 49 are more likely…
J.D. Vance Shocks Supporters by Announcing His New Stance: ‘I Now Support Single Cat Ladies’
In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound…
Source Claims Kamala Harris Is Picking Out New White House Curtains, Drawing Praise from J.D. Vance for ‘Doing What a Woman Should’
An anonymous source close to the Harris / Walz campaign has claimed that Vice President Kamala Harris is already picking out new curtains…
Man Identifies as Illegal Immigrant to Cash in on ‘All the Perks’
In an unusual and controversial move, a man has publicly announced that he now identifies as an illegal immigrant. He argues that by…
Cheryl Hines Launches ‘First Lady of Conspiracy’ Fashion Line Amidst RFK Jr.’s Trump Endorsement
Cheryl Hines, known for her role in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and less enthusiastically for being Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s (RFK Jr.) spouse, has…
Childless Cat Ladies Mock Back-to-School Social Media Posts, Sparking Outrage from J.D. Vance
As parents across the nation flood social media with celebratory back-to-school posts, one unexpected group has emerged to rain on their parade: childless…
