In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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Washington D.C. — Don Trump Jr. and Hunter Biden were spotted together last night at an exclusive gay nightclub, throwing political affiliations to the wind and embracing a night of unabashed revelry. Witnesses…
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Starbucks has decided to bid farewell to its vibrant and inclusive Pride decorations with the arrival of mid-June. The coffee giant, known for its seasonal flair, has wasted no time in dismantling the…
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The nation finds itself on the brink of a fabulous catastrophe as Pride Month sweeps the country with its vibrant colors and inclusive messages. Panic has spread among those who fear the insidious…
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The staunchly conservative members of the Freedom Caucus have issued a call for a nationwide boycott of calendars in protest against the upcoming June Pride Month. Citing concerns about the “assault on straight…
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Orlando, FL – The happiest place on Earth has become a hotbed of controversy as conservatives find themselves scandalized by a woman daring to wear pants while working at Disney World. The incident,…
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Chick-fil-A, the beloved fast-food chain known for its crispy and succulent chicken, has announced a groundbreaking decision that is sure to shake up the poultry industry. After hiring a Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion…
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In a stunning display of progressive linguistics, liberals have unveiled a groundbreaking new term to replace the allegedly non-inclusive word “boycott.” The term, dubbed “nonconformity celebration,” aims to eliminate any perceived gender bias…
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Conservatives across the nation have found themselves in a quandary after exhausting their repertoire of companies to boycott. In a bid to express their dissent, these individuals have resorted to an unlikely fashion…
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Mr. David Button, a self-proclaimed dog enthusiast, took matters into his own hands to combat the feeling of exclusion from his canine-owning neighbors. Without owning a dog of his own, Mr. Button felt…
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In a move that has been met with widespread criticism, the Texas legislature has passed a bill that would prevent gay people from adopting highways. The bill, which was sponsored by Republican Representative…
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