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Head & Shoulders Launches “Knees & Toes” Body Wash
Head & Shoulders shocks the world by launching “Knees & Toes” body wash, raising questions—and eyebrows—about which body part gets a product next.
Nintendo Switch 2 Launch Sparks Shortage of Hygiene and Common Sense
Nintendo’s Switch 2 release transforms Rockefeller Center into a gamer’s wildest dream, and New York’s least fresh-smelling landmark.
7 Surprising Things That Can Get You Kicked Out of Disney Parks
Disney is the land of dreams, until you show up in a turkey leg suit or demand to rule the Mouse Kingdom. Here are the seven wildest ways to get yourself ejected by…
Study Finds 99% Of Arguments Could Be Avoided By Just Saying ‘You’re Right’
A new study reveals the secret to ending 99% of arguments: simply admit you’re wrong, let the other person win, and watch domestic tranquility soar.
CDC Warns Americans to Stop Diagnosing Each Other with “Main Character Syndrome”
The CDC is urging Americans to stop casually diagnosing each other with TikTok disorders like “Main Character Syndrome,” warning the behavior is contributing to rising levels of national cringe.
Former Russian Escapes Authoritarian Regime, Joins HOA in Florida and Immediately Regrets It
A Russian immigrant thought he was escaping tyranny, until his Florida HOA told him his garden gnome violated height restrictions.
Chicago Man Suffering in Silence After 7th Ketchupless Hot Dog at Memorial Day Picnic
A Chicago man suffers through another ketchup-free Memorial Day, forced to choose between authenticity and flavor. He chooses shame. Again.
Memorial Day 2025: Nation Unites to Grill, Chill, and Forget What Day It Is by 3 PM
Memorial Day 2025: A day to reflect, remember, and grill meat until your HOA asks if everything’s okay.
Man Declares Himself “CEO of Mornings” After Waking Up Before Alarm
Citing “grit, determination, and an inconvenient bladder,” a 34-year-old man has decided he is now an authority on productivity after accidentally waking up at 6:41 AM.
