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Study Finds 99% Of Arguments Could Be Avoided By Just Saying ‘You’re Right’
A new study reveals the secret to ending 99% of arguments: simply admit you’re wrong, let the other person win, and watch domestic tranquility soar.
CDC Warns Americans to Stop Diagnosing Each Other with “Main Character Syndrome”
The CDC is urging Americans to stop casually diagnosing each other with TikTok disorders like “Main Character Syndrome,” warning the behavior is contributing to rising levels of national cringe.
Former Russian Escapes Authoritarian Regime, Joins HOA in Florida and Immediately Regrets It
A Russian immigrant thought he was escaping tyranny, until his Florida HOA told him his garden gnome violated height restrictions.
Chicago Man Suffering in Silence After 7th Ketchupless Hot Dog at Memorial Day Picnic
A Chicago man suffers through another ketchup-free Memorial Day, forced to choose between authenticity and flavor. He chooses shame. Again.
Memorial Day 2025: Nation Unites to Grill, Chill, and Forget What Day It Is by 3 PM
Memorial Day 2025: A day to reflect, remember, and grill meat until your HOA asks if everything’s okay.
Man Declares Himself “CEO of Mornings” After Waking Up Before Alarm
Citing “grit, determination, and an inconvenient bladder,” a 34-year-old man has decided he is now an authority on productivity after accidentally waking up at 6:41 AM.
Man Heroically Drinks 9 Cans of Monster Energy to Power Through Jury Duty
A Hoboken man drank nine Monster Energies before jury duty. He cross-examined the vending machine, objected to gravity, and called himself “Judge Vibes.”
Americans Declare War on AI Fridge That Keeps Suggesting Salad
Smart appliances now offer health advice. But when one fridge locked up after four pints of ice cream, Americans snapped — and the pudding strikes began.
MAGA Asks Trump to Abolish Pride Month, Says Rainbows “Too Aggressive”
MAGA asks Trump to cancel Pride Month, calling it extreme. The LGBTQ+ community responded with grace, glitter, and one disco tank.
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