A Russian immigrant thought he was escaping tyranny, until his Florida HOA told him his garden gnome violated height restrictions.…
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Matt Gaetz and Andrew Tate are taking their bold views on masculinity and free speech on the road with the "Misguided Misogynists" tour.…