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Supreme Court Mandates Cross-Cultural Karen Training for Minorities
The United States Supreme Court has made an unexpected decision that requires white women to provide lessons on Karen-esque behavior to their minority counterparts. The ruling, which aims to bridge the gap in…
‘The Simpsons’ Episodes Now Admissible in Court as Unassailable Crystal Balls
A landmark ruling by the Supreme Court has just declared that episodes of the long-running animated series, "The Simpsons," are now irrefutable evidence in court. The reason? It seems that the show has…
Tom “My Shirt is Never” Fitton Replaces Trumps Top Lawyer on Legal Team
In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team of high-powered lawyers and replaced them with a surprise candidate for the top spot: Tom "My Shirt is…
Trump Indictment Tour Set to Wow Audiences with Exquisite Legal Choreography
The Trump Indictment Tour of 2023 is hitting the road, bringing a unique blend of legal drama and political spectacle to a city near you. It's the hottest ticket in town, combining the…
McDonald’s Stops Serving Hot Food to Avoid More ‘Hot Food Debacles’, Introduces DIY Microwave Stations for Daring Diners
McDonald's has revealed that it will no longer be serving hot food to customers following a string of lawsuits. The decision comes after customers claimed they suffered burns from hot food items, including…
Trump Ordered to Attend ‘Social Media Fingers Anonymous’ After Violating Evidence Disclosure Rules
New York, NY - Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a lecture on how not to violate evidence disclosure rules after repeatedly attacking witnesses in his ongoing criminal case.…
Trump Declares He Will Not Pay $5 Million in Damages, Citing His Long-Standing Tradition of Not Paying Anyone Anything
Former President Donald J. Trump has declared that he will not pay the $5 million in damages against him in the civil lawsuit filed by writer E. Jean Carroll. In a statement released…
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