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Bugs, Mold, and Mildew Found in Boar’s Head Plant Linked to Deadly Listeria Outbreak; Ted Cruz Proposes Sandwiches for Illegals
Recent inspections at a Boar’s Head processing plant uncovered a disturbing reality: bugs, mold, and mildew were found throughout the facility. These unsanitary conditions have been linked to a deadly listeria outbreak. The…
Andrew Tate Launches “Tate’s Prison Workout Routine”, Available for $299 or Prison Currency
In the dimly lit confines of a cell where time moves slower than a snail's shadow, Andrew Tate, the self-proclaimed "Top G," has devised a workout routine that's as controversial as it is...…
Red and Processed Meats Linked to a Risk of Deliciousness, New Study Finds
A new study has sent shockwaves through the culinary world by confirming what many have long suspected: red and processed meats are not just tasty—they are dangerously delicious. While health experts have often…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Challenges McConnell to “Forget-Off”
Washington, D.C.— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is once again calling out Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) for his alleged "forgetfulness," describing him as "unfit for office." This comes after Greene's own…
Global Warming Season Declared Over, Humanity Excited to Dive into COVID Season
Climate Change Takes a Back Seat as Society Gears Up for Another Round of Pandemic Fun Sscientists and "experts" around the world have announced that the much-feared Global Warming Season has come to…
Chickens Clucking and Complaining About New Mask and Social Distancing Guidelines
BREAKING - To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) have announced that all chickens must now wear masks and…
Waking Up From 18 Year Coma: Man Loses Wife, Parents, and Job, But Rejoices Over Defunct Blockbuster Late Fees
After being in a coma for over 18 years, Brian Franklin, a resident of Springfield Missouri, woke up to a world that was vastly different from the one he remembered. He was devastated…
Joe Biden’s Childhood Trauma with Gas Stove Behind Push for Banning
EXCLUSIVE - Sources close to President Joe Biden have revealed to The Folly Times that his long-standing opposition to gas appliances is rooted in a childhood trauma. As a young child, Biden accidentally…
Eye Floaters are Spying on American Citizens says Rep. Greene
Representative Greene, an elected House of Representative member, from Georgia, has claimed that eye floaters are spy devices planted by a foreign country to monitor Americans every move. In an interview with a…
