Global Warming Season Declared Over, Humanity Excited to Dive into COVID Season
Climate Change Takes a Back Seat as Society Gears Up for Another Round of Pandemic Fun Sscientists and "experts" around the world have announced that the much-feared Global Warming Season has come to…
Chickens Clucking and Complaining About New Mask and Social Distancing Guidelines
BREAKING - To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) have announced that all chickens must now wear masks and…
Waking Up From 18 Year Coma: Man Loses Wife, Parents, and Job, But Rejoices Over Defunct Blockbuster Late Fees
After being in a coma for over 18 years, Brian Franklin, a resident of Springfield Missouri, woke up to a world that was vastly different from the one he remembered. He was devastated…
Joe Biden’s Childhood Trauma with Gas Stove Behind Push for Banning
EXCLUSIVE - Sources close to President Joe Biden have revealed to The Folly Times that his long-standing opposition to gas appliances is rooted in a childhood trauma. As a young child, Biden accidentally…
Eye Floaters are Spying on American Citizens says Rep. Greene
Representative Greene, an elected House of Representative member, from Georgia, has claimed that eye floaters are spy devices planted by a foreign country to monitor Americans every move. In an interview with a…
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