Trump Signs Executive Order to Slash Drug Prices, Emphasizes Immediate Impact on Adderall
In a significant policy move, President Trump signs an executive order to lower prescription drug costs, highlighting the importance of medications like Adderall in the initiative.
Experts Warn: If You Don’t Post Your Workout on Social Media, It Doesn’t Count
Fitness gains might be invisible without a well-filtered selfie and a motivational hashtag.
DOJ Launches Investigation Into Trump Over Alleged Failure to Wash Hands at McDonald’s
Former President faces scrutiny after claims surface that he returned to work at McDonald's without washing his hands post-bathroom break.
Man Who Watched One YouTube Video on Health Now Unbearable at Dinner Parties
Greg Thompson watched exactly one YouTube video on health and wellness and is now, according to friends and family, "completely unbearable" at dinner parties. The video, titled “The Truth About What You’re Really Eating”, has transformed…
Trump Force One Dumps #2 Over Wisconsin During Rally Flyover
Former President Donald Trump’s private jet, Trump Force One, reportedly dumped human waste over a crowd during a rally flyover in Wisconsin. The unfortunate incident, reminiscent of the infamous Dave Matthews Band sewage dump…
Bugs, Mold, and Mildew Found in Boar’s Head Plant Linked to Deadly Listeria Outbreak; Ted Cruz Proposes Sandwiches for Illegals
Recent inspections at a Boar’s Head processing plant uncovered a disturbing reality: bugs, mold, and mildew were found throughout the facility. These unsanitary conditions have been linked to a deadly listeria outbreak. The…
Andrew Tate Launches “Tate’s Prison Workout Routine”, Available for $299 or Prison Currency
In the dimly lit confines of a cell where time moves slower than a snail's shadow, Andrew Tate, the self-proclaimed "Top G," has devised a workout routine that's as controversial as it is...…
Red and Processed Meats Linked to a Risk of Deliciousness, New Study Finds
A new study has sent shockwaves through the culinary world by confirming what many have long suspected: red and processed meats are not just tasty—they are dangerously delicious. While health experts have often…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Challenges McConnell to “Forget-Off”
Washington, D.C.— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is once again calling out Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) for his alleged "forgetfulness," describing him as "unfit for office." This comes after Greene's own…
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