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Death Still Number One Way to Avoid COVID, but Common Cold Comes in a Respectable Second, Researchers Say
Scientists discover your runny nose is more useful than two years of hoarded Lysol wipes. Still, experts note death remains a more permanent solution.
Joe Rogan Endorses New Fitness Plan: Screaming Until You’re Shredded
Joe Rogan has launched the loudest fitness plan in history: yelling your way to peak performance. Supporters say it’s primal. Critics say it’s noise pollution. Rogan says it’s science.
MAHA — RFK Jr.’s Wellness Gummies Test Positive for Pure Snake Oil
RFK Jr.’s MAHA campaign hit a health hurdle after wellness gummies turned out to be 100% snake oil. Despite the recall, supporters still claim they can “heal DNA and make your aura glow.”
Big Pharma Cheers as Rangers Bust Illegal Marijuana Farm in Sequoia, Citing “Patent Protection for God’s Medicine”
Rangers in Sequoia just wiped out a hidden marijuana farm, seizing thousands of plants and a mountain of “toxic waste.” But critics say the real winner is Big Pharma, which just patented the…
New Study Finds Drinking 8 Glasses of Water a Day Mostly Just Sends You to the Bathroom More
Scientists say the popular hydration rule may be useless — and mostly makes people professional restroom scouts.
Man Hospitalized After ChatGPT Mistakes ‘Salt Substitute’ for ‘Industrial Pool Cleaner’
A man’s quest for a healthier diet took a turn for the toxic after ChatGPT suggested swapping table salt for a pool cleaner ingredient.
Doctor Admits 90% of Celebrity Lyme Cases Just Coincide With Tabloid Emergencies
After Justin Timberlake revealed his Lyme diagnosis, one doctor confessed that most celebrity cases are just “tabloid smoke bombs with flu symptoms.”
Trump Aces Presidential Fitness Test, Declares Himself ‘Most Jacked Commander-in-Chief in History’
Trump says he “aced” the revived Presidential Fitness Test. Officials say it involved shouting, stretching incorrectly, and threatening a pull-up bar.
Trump’s Health Tracker App Sends Alerts if You’ve Eaten a Salad, Watched PBS or Doubted Jesus
Trump and RFK Jr. launch a new health app that monitors Americans for signs of kale, PBS, and Jesus doubt.
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