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Woman Charged with Party Foul and Wasting Perfectly Good Wine on Gaetz
At a Florida wine festival over the weekend, a 41-year-old woman named Selena Chambers was arrested for allegedly throwing a glass of wine at Florida Republican Representative Matt Gaetz. Chambers was charged with…
Chip manufacturers under investigation after trying to inflate profits by adding more air to bags
The Weights and Measures Division of the United States has declared an investigation into chip manufacturers, citing concerns that bags of chips appear to contain more air than actual chips. According to sources,…
Taco Tuesday in Turmoil as Tamales Take on Tacos in Tempestuous Takedown
Tamales are fighting back against the culinary tyranny of Taco Tuesday. With their delicious fillings wrapped in a warm corn husk, tamales have long been a favorite among Latin American communities. Yet, despite…
Missouri Grocery Store Introduces Order Clock at Deli Counter
In a move inspired by the success of the pitch clock in Major League Baseball, a local grocery store in Missouri has introduced an order clock at its deli counter. The innovative new…
An Active Eater Situation at Mar-a-Lago Sparks Food Shortage Fears
Mar-a-Lago, Florida - An active eater situation has emerged at Mar-a-Lago, with reports suggesting that the former President of the United States, Donald Trump, has been indulging in a marathon eating session. According…
Local Karen Armed With Her Yelp Account Too Much for Sassy Ed Debevic’s Staff
Chicago, IL - On a Rowdy Tuesday Evening at Ed Debevic's, a woman appropriately named Karen managed to make the entire staff cry with her incessant demands and entitled attitude. Witnesses say that…
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