Couple Discovers Secret to a Perfect Marriage: Separate Bathrooms
Joe and Jane Johnson have stumbled upon the key to marital bliss: separate bathrooms. The duo, known for their bickering and entertaining squabbles,…
Father Pinky Swears Not to Yell at Family for Slow Walking During Disney Vacation
Rich Frillz, a husband and father of three from Ohio, has pinky promised not to yell at his family for not walking fast…
Bud Light Launches ‘Bruh Light’ to Appeal to Young Men Who Can’t Handle Regular Bud Light
Anheuser Busch, the company that brews Bud Light, announced today that it will be launching a new beer called “Bruh Light,” aimed at…
Georgia Woman ‘Florida Mann’ Begs Florida Men to Clean Up Their Act and Stop Ruining Her Reputation
A woman from Georgia named Florida Mann has publicly pleaded with men from Florida to stop breaking the law, as every time her…
NHTSA Introduces Test Dog Dummies to Unleash the Truth About Pet-Related Driving Accidents
Move over female test dummies, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has introduced test dog dummies to better understand the impact of…
Woman Claims she Can Communicate with Plants, but Only When They’re Not Busy
A woman claims to have discovered the secret to communicating with plants. However, there’s a catch – according to her, plants are only…
Man Finds Lost Keys After Googling ‘How to Locate Missing Keys’
In a heartwarming turn of events, a man who had lost his keys became an overnight hero after he found them by following…
Husband Claims Wife’s Superior Dad Jokes Led to Irreconcilable Differences
A man has filed for divorce from his wife because she tells better dad jokes than he does. The man, who requested anonymity,…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Tours Community with Anti-Space Laser Protection Provided by HOA
Northwest Georgia – Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congresswoman from Georgia, was spotted touring a new community with anti-space laser protection as a service…
True Boomers baffled as Generation Z calls everyone Older Than Them ‘Boomers’
In a bizarre twist of generational labeling, “True Boomers,” those who are parents to both Millennials and Generation Xers, are now finding themselves…
