Woman Hospitalized After Husband Says ‘Sydney Sweeney Can Fit In These, So Can You’
A MAGA husband is under fire after insisting his wife could fit into Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle jeans. The incident ended in tears,…
Newly Married Couple Adds Third Throw Pillow, Marriage Officially in Trouble Already
The honeymoon is over, and so is marital peace, after one couple introduces a third decorative pillow into their living room.…
Biologists Classify JD Vance’s Jog as New Species of Flightless Flail
Vice President JD Vance’s strange Disneyland jog has been classified as a new species of movement, somewhere between a duckling and a haunted…
Dad Begins Lawn Mowing with Shirt On, Nation Awaits Update
Nation watches as local dad Ron Daley mows shirted, defying expectations and basic meteorology.…
Suburban Dad Prepares for War Against Illegal Fireworks… Using Bigger, More Illegal Fireworks
A suburban dad’s war on illegal fireworks has escalated into a full-blown backyard arms race featuring mortars, propane, and questionable patriotism.…
Disney Denies Ride Entry to Woman in Sports Bra, Husband Banished for Excessive Muscle Tone
A couple’s day at Disney World took a turn when a sports bra sparked a dress code standoff and her husband’s tank top…
American Patriot Dad Disowns 5-Year-Old After They Didn’t Hate Snow White Live-Action Remake
A Kansas man cut ties with his 5-year-old child after the youngster liked Disney’s live-action Snow White remake. The dad blamed wokeism, sparkles,…
Study Finds 99% Of Arguments Could Be Avoided By Just Saying ‘You’re Right’
A new study reveals the secret to ending 99% of arguments: simply admit you’re wrong, let the other person win, and watch domestic…
Jackman and Foster Move In Together, Deborra-Lee “Shattered” She Didn’t Get the Penthouse or the Tap Shoes
Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster are reportedly living together in Jackman’s New York penthouse, just weeks after his divorce. Sources say Deborra-Lee Furness…
Kid Declares Bankruptcy After Spree at Gum ball Machine, Demands Federal Bailout in Quarters
Kid burns through savings on gum balls, files bankruptcy in crayon, now seeking bailout in coins and cuddles.…
