Netflix Accidentally Uploads Billy Madison 3 in Place of Happy Gilmore 2, Nation Doesn’t Notice for Eight Hours
Netflix accidentally uploaded Billy Madison 3 instead of Happy Gilmore 2. America didn’t notice until hour eight.…
White House Labels South Park ‘Leftist Terror Cell,’ Orders DHS to Monitor Kenny
The Trump White House has labeled “South Park” a “leftist terror cell” after a brutal season premiere and filed a $5 billion lawsuit…
Ozzy Osbourne’s Ghost Begins World Tour
Ozzy Osbourne’s ghost launched a chaotic post-death world tour hours after his passing, proving death is just another encore…
2K Picks Angel Reese Over Caitlin Clark to ‘Generate Engagement Through Chaos’
NBA 2K26 picked Angel Reese for its WNBA cover to “generate engagement through chaos,” bypassing fan-favorite Caitlin Clark and igniting exactly the digital…
‘Dukes of Hazzard’ Star Cletus Hogg Dies
The late Richard Hurst, a.k.a. Deputy Cletus Hogg, received the loudest funeral in Tennessee history as fans staged doughnuts and MAGA chants outside…
Jeff Bezos’ Venice Wedding Delivers Free Shipping on Ego, Two-Day Return for Dignity
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding in Venice featured star guests, dramatic venue shifts, and a protest flotilla. It also proved one thing:…
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom End Engagement After Realizing “Firework” Was Just a Sparkler
After nearly 10 years together, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have reportedly ended their relationship. Sources say the decision was mutual, but the…
Epic Games Fined for Accidentally Teaching Kids Economics the Hard Way
Fortnite’s developer Epic Games is refunding $126 million to players misled by shady design tricks. Parents say they never thought “banana skin regret”…
Austin PD Confirms Liver King’s Arrest Was Due to ‘Too Much Beef, Not Enough Brain’
Brian “Liver King” Johnson was arrested in Austin after threatening Joe Rogan in an unhinged video. Authorities say caveman cosplay is not a…
Trump Says He’s Too Successful for a Third Term, Opts for Reality TV Glory Instead
Donald Trump says his second term has been so successful he won’t seek a third. Instead, he’s rebooting The Apprentice to fire people…
