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Indiana School Board Approves Textbooks With Fewer Facts

Indiana’s new textbooks remove complex historical facts in favor of inspirational slogans and full-page eagles and American Flags.…

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Kermit the Frog inspires graduates, Trump defunds PBS, and somewhere Big Bird is being audited. Just another Thursday in America.…

Trump Revokes Harvard’s Foreign Students, Cites National Security Threat of Being Too Smart

Trump administration pulls plug on Harvard’s foreign students, citing too much international thinking and not enough ‘America First’ GPA curves.…

State of Texas Declares Pi Equals 3.00 Based on Biblical Interpretation

Everything’s bigger in Texas — except now, apparently, the circumference of a circle.…

Trump Announces New Policy: Mandatory MAGA Hats in All Schools to Boost National Pride

The former president claims red hats will "Make America Smart Again," one student at a time.…

Supreme Court Blocks Biden-Harris Plan to Use Taxpayer Dollars for Student Loans, Citing Funds Are for Millionaires and Billionaires Only

The U.S. Supreme Court has recently made a pivotal decision. They’ve blocked the Biden-Harris administration’s proposal to forgive student loans with taxpayer funds.…

Childless Cat Ladies Mock Back-to-School Social Media Posts, Sparking Outrage from J.D. Vance

As parents across the nation flood social media with celebratory back-to-school posts, one unexpected group has emerged to rain on their parade: childless…

Cafeteria Worker Sentenced to 9 Years for Stealing $1.5 Million Worth of Chicken Wings for Ultimate Block Party

A cafeteria worker in Illinois has been sentenced to 9 years in prison after being convicted of stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken…

Chaos Ensues as Students Attempt to Locate Lost Pencils on First Day of School

Chaos erupted across the nation today as students embarked on their much-anticipated first day of school. The cause of the turmoil? Lost pencils.…

Supreme Court: Students Must Now Prove They’re Descendants of Ancient Philosophers

Washington D.C. – The Supreme Court of the United States dealt a devastating blow to affirmative action in college admissions. In a 5-4…

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