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Ryan Walters: “Turning Point USA Will Replace Guidance Counselors, Who Were Woke Anyway”
Walters promises students will no longer be burdened with “woke” counseling, instead finding life guidance in Charlie Kirk’s greatest hits and free water bottles.
Parents Celebrate “Most Wonderful Time of the Year” as Children Return to School and Stop Asking for Snacks Every 6 Minutes
Parents celebrate the return of silence as children head back to school and immediately run out of energy.
“America First” Teacher Exam Requires New York and California Educators to Prove Trump Won in 2020
Oklahoma adds political loyalty test for out-of-state teachers
Oklahoma Superintendent Claims Nude Women on Office TV Were ‘Educational Diagrams About Sin’
Ryan Walters defends nude images on his office TV as “PowerPoint-based moral education,” sparking laughter and investigations across Oklahoma.
Hawk Tuah Girl to Teach Sex Ed Curriculum in Tennessee Schools
TIME Top 100 creator Haliey Welch to launch a state-backed sex ed program in Tennessee, complete with viral slang and questionable hygiene metaphors.
Indiana School Board Approves Textbooks With Fewer Facts
Indiana’s new textbooks remove complex historical facts in favor of inspirational slogans and full-page eagles and American Flags.
Kermit the Frog Delivers Commencement Address, Immediately Defunded by Trump Administration
Kermit the Frog inspires graduates, Trump defunds PBS, and somewhere Big Bird is being audited. Just another Thursday in America.
Trump Revokes Harvard’s Foreign Students, Cites National Security Threat of Being Too Smart
Trump administration pulls plug on Harvard’s foreign students, citing too much international thinking and not enough ‘America First’ GPA curves.
State of Texas Declares Pi Equals 3.00 Based on Biblical Interpretation
Everything’s bigger in Texas — except now, apparently, the circumference of a circle.
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