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Nancy Mace Accused of Jealousy Toward Dylan Mulvaney
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Jurors Gag as Diddy’s Cheeseburger Applesauce Habit Exposed in Court: “It Was the Real Crime”
Diddy’s trial takes a turn as jurors learn he puts applesauce on cheeseburgers. At least one gagged.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez ‘to File for Divorce’ Over Pet Peeves
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are reportedly set to file for divorce. The reason? An epic clash over mundane yet hysterically relatable pet peeves. This unexpected development has left fans both stunned and…
Stormy Daniels’ $1 Million GoFundMe Shocks Nation: From Adult Film Star to People’s Champ
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Will Smith Vows to “Slap Boredom Away” in Bid to Rejoin Academy
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Hawk Tuah Girl Sells Her First $600 Jar of Spit, Plans To Take Hollywood by Storm!
Hailey "Hawk Tuah Girl" Welch has taken her viral fame to new and utterly bizarre heights. After her unforgettable appearance at a Zach Bryan concert and an insightful (and slightly unhinged) interview on…
Andrew Tate Wins Nobel Prize for World Peace
In a shocking turn of events, self-proclaimed life coach and former kickboxing champion Andrew Tate has been awarded the Nobel Prize for World Peace. The decision by the Nobel Committee has left the…
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