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Overstock.com Rebrands as Bed Bath & Beyond, Industry Experts Expect Déjà Vu Bankruptcy
Overstock.com, a prominent player in the e-commerce industry, has decided to bid farewell to its well-established name and rebrand itself as Bed Bath & Beyond. While many consumers and analysts initially scratched their…
Brew-haha at Starbucks as Baristas Demand to Work from Home
Starbucks baristas across the country are threatening to go on strike, demanding the unthinkable: the ability to work from the comfort of their own homes. In what can only be described as a…
Zuckerberg and Musk Agree to Arm-Wrestling Showdown
Tech giants Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have decided to settle their differences in an epic arm-wrestling competition, proving once and for all who truly holds the power of Silicon Valley. The battle…
Joe Rogan Discovers New “Truth” – Claims It’s More Reliable Than Scientific Consensus
Famed podcaster Joe Rogan has once again proven that he possesses an uncanny ability to stumble upon "truths" that elude the rest of humanity. Rogan, who is known for his diverse range of…
Fox News Declares Itself “Official News Source of the Universe”
Fox News, the renowned bastion of balanced reporting, has proclaimed itself the "Official News Source of the Universe." With a bold move that surpasses its previous accomplishments, the conservative media giant has managed…
Job Growth Epidemic: Fed Needs to Mask Booming Economy Before It’s a Pandemic
The latest job figures released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics have caused widespread panic among economists and policymakers. Despite the seemingly positive news of adding 339,000 jobs in May, experts warn that…
Chick-fil-A Now Serving White Meat and Dark Meat Chicken to Promote Inclusion
Chick-fil-A, the beloved fast-food chain known for its crispy and succulent chicken, has announced a groundbreaking decision that is sure to shake up the poultry industry. After hiring a Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion…
Conservatives Resort to Potato Sack Couture After Exhausting All Companies to Boycott
Conservatives across the nation have found themselves in a quandary after exhausting their repertoire of companies to boycott. In a bid to express their dissent, these individuals have resorted to an unlikely fashion…
Elon Musk Claims Stay-at-Home Parenting is “Unethical” in Exclusive Interview
In a recent interview, renowned tech entrepreneur and Tesla CEO, Elon Musk, made waves on social media by declaring that it is "unethical" for a stay-at-home parent to care for their children while…
