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Southwest Breaks with 50-Year Tradition, Will Assign Seats Based on Rock Paper Scissors
Southwest Airlines has decided to break with its 50-year tradition of open seating. Starting next month, passengers will now be assigned seats based on the outcome of rock paper scissors matches. This unconventional…
MyPillow Guy’s Latest Innovation: Custom Ear Muffs for Trump’s Rally Protection
Following the enthusiastic response to his custom pillow-bandage for former President Donald Trump’s ear injury, Mike Lindell, the “MyPillow Guy,” is back with another innovative solution. This time, Lindell has designed custom ear…
MyPillow Guy to the Rescue with Custom Pillow-Bandage for Trump’s Ear
Following the recent assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, Mike Lindell, famously known as the "MyPillow Guy," has stepped in with a unique solution. After Trump sustained a minor injury to his…
Elon Musk Promises to Put Disney+ Back in Teslas if Disney Pretty Pleases Starts Advertising on X Again
SILICON VALLEY — Elon Musk has promised to reinstate Disney+ in Tesla vehicles on one peculiar condition: Disney must resume advertising on his social media platform, X (formerly Twitter), with a cherry on…
Hot Dog: Costco Membership Fees Are Going Up
If you love shopping at Costco, get ready to shell out a bit more for the privilege. Starting September 1, the beloved membership-based warehouse club will increase its annual membership fees in the…
San Francisco’s Latest Trend: ‘Board Chic’ Takes Over as Boards and Nails Become the Hottest Items in Retail
San Francisco, CA — As iconic fashion outlets, tech stores, and luxury brands continue their exodus from San Francisco's Union Square, a new retail champion is rising from the ashes—literally. Introducing "Board 'N…
United Airlines Blames Nationwide Ground Stop on Airplane Mode: “Someone Forgot to Turn it Off!”
United Airlines announced that its recent nationwide ground stop was caused by someone forgetting to switch off "Airplane Mode" on the central computer system. Thousands of passengers were stranded for hours, but United…
Eminem Sends Cease-and-Desist to Vivek Ramaswamy, Citing “Crimes Against Rap”
Detroit, MI – Rap artist Eminem has served entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy with a cease-and-desist letter. But this isn't your typical copyright dispute: Eminem claims that the only reason for the legal action is…
Loch Ness Monster Exposed as Clever Marketing Ploy to Boost Scottish Tourism
An investigative team from the "TruthQuest Exposé" has stumbled upon a revelation that will rock the world of cryptozoology. The legendary Loch Ness Monster, a creature that has captured the imaginations of generations,…
