A story that sounds like something out of a twisted fairy tale has emerged. Rumors are swirling that Mickey Mouse is on a mission to track down and execute those who left negative…
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In a case of life imitating art, comedian Jerry Seinfeld found himself reliving a classic episode of “Seinfeld” with his eccentric neighbor Kramer when a massive, blinding “X” appeared atop Twitter’s headquarters in…
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In the wake of the Dylan Mulvaney incident that left Bud Light’s reputation hanging by a thread, the renowned beer brand has announced a radical marketing campaign to win back its core drinkers.…
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The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild – “Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly.” President Joe Biden, flanked by his team of economic advisors, unveiled the master plan at a press conference held on…
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San Francisco, CA — Move over, baseball and football – there’s a new game in town, and it’s taking San Francisco by storm. Shoplifting has become the city’s latest and greatest Olympic sport,…
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The latest unemployment figures have taken an unexpected nosedive, leaving economists scratching their heads and politicians high-fiving each other. The secret behind this miraculous feat? People taking on not one, not two, but…
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Tech mogul and part-time space enthusiast Elon Musk announced the rebranding of Twitter as “Qwitter” to better align with the growing dominance of QAnon conspiracy theories on the platform. The decision came as…
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Beaverton, Oregon – Nike has announced the launch of its very own platform called “Just Post It.” With this move, the renowned sportswear giant aims to revolutionize the way athletes communicate, self-promote, and…
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Vermont – A group of disgruntled cows owned by the renowned ice cream company, Ben & Jerry’s, have filed a lawsuit against the very company they once served. The bovine plaintiffs allege that…
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Overstock.com, a prominent player in the e-commerce industry, has decided to bid farewell to its well-established name and rebrand itself as Bed Bath & Beyond. While many consumers and analysts initially scratched their…
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Starbucks baristas across the country are threatening to go on strike, demanding the unthinkable: the ability to work from the comfort of their own homes. In what can only be described as a…
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