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Walmart Faces Boycott Over DEI Rollbacks, Still Somehow Sells 11 Million Pool Noodles
Boycotters demand equity from Walmart, but still rely on it for shampoo, socks, and existential dread.
Warner Bros. Discovery Changes Names More Than Prince, Reverts Back to HBO Max
Warner Bros. Discovery drops “Max” and brings back HBO Max. It’s a bold move, mostly because no one liked the change to begin with.
McDonald’s Opens 375,000 Jobs After Trump’s Deportation Order Clears the Kitchen
McDonald’s scrambles to hire 375,000 workers after Trump’s deportation push. Lines grow longer, but so do job openings for the sauce-savvy.
Eric Trump Admits Grifting Business Thrives Best When Your Dad Runs the Country
Eric Trump says the Trump Organization thrives most when his father is in office. Critics call it a grift. Eric calls it “strong branding.”
Trump Declares War on Mattel to Protect America from Surprise Clowns and Cheap Springs
President Trump plans a 100 percent tariff on Mattel. Critics say it’s revenge for never getting a Jack-in-the-Box as a kid.
JD Vance Scolds ChatGPT Users: ‘Have You Said Thank You Once?’
Senator JD Vance accuses ChatGPT users of bad manners and proposes a law to redirect AI politeness toward Elon Musk’s struggling Grok. Because of course he did.
WeightWatchers CEO Steps Down; Board Decides to “Weigh” Their Options
WeightWatchers CEO Sima Sistani resigns after two years. With competition from weight-loss drugs, the board faces tough decisions about the company’s future.
Trump Announces His Tariffs: 25% on Mexico and Canada, 10% on China — But MAGA Gear and Trump Bibles Are Exempt
Donald Trump has proposed tariffs on Mexico, Canada, and China effective January 2025, with exemptions for MAGA merchandise and Trump Bibles. Critics call it self-serving; supporters hail it as patriotic.
NHTSA Launches Recall on Recalls: Vehicles Recalled for Not Being Recalled Properly
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has launched a "recall on recalls," addressing vehicles improperly repaired during earlier recalls. Drivers are urged to stay informed and ensure their cars meet safety standards.
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