Hulk Hogan is leading a beer-fueled bid to rescue Hooters from bankruptcy, promising to revive the brand with patriotism, wings, and flex appeal.…
The National Fast Food Workers Union is demanding 20-minute nap breaks for “button fatigue,” prompting Burger King and Wendy’s to race for solutions…
The US economy’s latest jobs report looks great, until you realize most new hires are artificial intelligence. As Roombas unionize and LinkedIn fills…
Hooters closes dozens of locations, blaming America’s waning appetite for forced family outings. The chain pivots to a new franchise model and virtual…
Head & Shoulders shocks the world by launching “Knees & Toes” body wash, raising questions—and eyebrows—about which body part gets a product next.…
Trump threatens Apple with tariffs unless it builds iPhones in America, proving once again he understands manufacturing the same way toddlers understand cloud…
Trump’s spokeswoman says it’s absurd to think he’s profiting off the presidency, then immediately sells $95 towels and probably your dignity.…
Boycotters demand equity from Walmart, but still rely on it for shampoo, socks, and existential dread.…
Warner Bros. Discovery drops “Max” and brings back HBO Max. It’s a bold move, mostly because no one liked the change to begin…
McDonald’s scrambles to hire 375,000 workers after Trump’s deportation push. Lines grow longer, but so do job openings for the sauce-savvy.…