Elon Musk lashes out at Trump’s latest spending bill, claiming it undermines his pet agency DOGE — which critics say mostly exists to…
SpaceX’s Starship attempted its ninth test flight and ended it with a spectacular and uncontrolled spin before breaking up over the Indian Ocean.…
A new poll reveals that racist white Americans think the country is on track, especially now that drag queens have fewer reading gigs…
A Russian immigrant thought he was escaping tyranny, until his Florida HOA told him his garden gnome violated height restrictions.…
As the U.S. stops making pennies, 114 billion of them prepare for retirement in junk drawers and the dark corners of society.…
A Chicago man suffers through another ketchup-free Memorial Day, forced to choose between authenticity and flavor. He chooses shame. Again.…
Texas wants to ban kids from using social media to protect their brains. Guns, heat, and existential dread remain perfectly legal.…
Trump posted a Memorial Day message so intense it made fireworks seem subtle. God bless the caps lock key.…
Rain has once again delayed the Indy 500, shocking absolutely no one and reinforcing that weather is undefeated in May.…
Memorial Day 2025: A day to reflect, remember, and grill meat until your HOA asks if everything’s okay.…